Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

"Actually, they should be sorry."

SUCH BRAVE

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...wouldn't be tipping for the meal and apologized nicely to the server for that.

Let's say you really are this person, and your side of the story is 100% true.

1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not.

Notice that the author, you know, writes for a living now so he doesn't have to deal with walking piles of watery diarrhea like yourself anymore as customers.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please?

Not that I'm gonna believe that you happen to be that actual customer without a huge fucking grain of salt and a lot of side-eye, but if you were (and are colossally lame enough to not only admit it, but revel in it) the fact that you think that "a rsvp" is the same thing as a reservation makes you the "retarded" one…

There's so much to love about your comment, but this is my favorite part:

You had an RSVP? Like they invited you to lunch and you confirmed via mail or email? That's weird. Do restaurants usually send you invites? If so, they should stop.

So how many times a day do you go off on a stranger when you don't get the exact thing you want? How many people a day do you call "retarded"? Because even when you describe your side of it, there is still absolutely no way your reaction - or not tipping this girl's COWORKER - is warranted.

Anyone who has to tell you how great they are at fine dining...isn't.

No kidding, friend!

As someone who spent many years in the restaurant industry, I can tell you that on-duty managers frequently leave during slow times. They bank, they pick up supplies, they go to the dentist. The fact you characterize this as a "lie" says far more about you than anyone else. As does most of your story.

If you are really that customer, I would implore you to stop using hate speech (retarded) to express displeasure. Let me give you a few alternatives: idiotic, ridiculous, misguided, stupid, unpleasant. Hey, these all also describe someone who denies a tip for work, rather than handle it maturely