Can we add "Don't get in line way too early prior to boarding, especially if you're in group fucking five"

Assholes dictate window function from the aisle seat.

I'm a nervous flyer, but the beautiful vistas calm my nerves, so I make it a point to always get a window seat. I'm not heartless if the sun is in your eyes I'll absolutely lower it. Heck, if you are also a nervous flyer and the scenery exacerbates that, I will…

Want to know what is even worse? A whole generation of people claiming that cultural objects are inert dead things that somehow are produced in a cultural vacuum, with those same people telling everybody "you're reading too much into it," ie the end of critical discourse

Yes. That sounds so much worse than systemic sexism and threats of violence, assault, and rape. I mean, can you imagine not being able to mindlessly consume media and having to think about it? What if the art world did that? What if people had to not only read books, but discuss them and consider imagery and symbolism…

Tru dat. That's why I always say "It is more economically beneficial to actually own something rather to rely on the promise of potential future ownership" instead of "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Because let's face it, that bird is either pooping all over your hand or pecking/clawing the shit out…

Because the use of the vernacular was very appropriate in this context.

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

This isn't Kotaku's "decision" this is Gawker HQ's decision, Gawkermedia is finally making a call on it. They tweeted earlier this morning that they were planning on blocking images across all Gawker sites soon.

Eh, a group of bloggers/journalists called attention to the fact that their bosses are idiots. *shrug* That's what bloggers/journalists do. Yeah, so the trolls are now trolling all of Gawkermedia as opposed to -just- Jezebel and Groupthink. The consensus from the rest of Gawkermedia was that Jezebel commenters…

They're writers, not management. They can only complain to the higher ups for so long before doing what they know best, writing about an issue.

This comment is victim blaming 101.

My name is a Pokemon attack so I feel like I especially appreciate this. (NERD ALERT)

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I have no idea what gravlax is and for a moment thought it was a Pokemon.

Cock or salmon?

"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF…

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

oh good it's That Guy. Hey there, That Guy.

Like if u cry evertime.

This is kind of a nonsense argument. The composition of an apple is apple. Of course if you break anything down to the molecular level, you get a bunch of big scary sounding names, but that's not what they do in an ingredients list. If there's something with a big long name in the list, it's because that compound…

You were dressed as Kane from Alien. I was the facehugger who shoved my egg proboscis down your throat. Perhaps we can have dinner in the next 24 hours before my baby bursts through your chest.