Now I don't play FPS games, like ever, AND I'm color blind. I could not for the life of me figure out who was and wasn't on my team during crucible. I know I suck, but... yeesh. I averaged one kill a game. ONE KILL! Even I was embarrassed.

Could have been worse. Could have been Princess Superstar.

I did.

Looks like you're new to Kinja. Let me make this very clear: tread lightly. If you think that writing about "some homo's" experiences is disgusting, that's your cross to bear. But you're wasting your time trying to convince me, or anyone else here at Kotaku, that we should stop giving voices to these experiences.

"Let's keep things in order, please."

Then you must have a pretty good insight into how it must be for a gay person confronted with the opposite in 99.99% of media, from every Disney film to every magazine front page to every novel or film ever made.

If somebody tries to touch your butthole without your permission, what you have a problem with aren't gay people but sexual assailants.

A couple notes: the only playable character in this game is, apparently, a woman. This is significant. An important corollary is that the player will therefore be a woman choosing (or not choosing) to pursue a man—again, this is something interesting.

Representation does not mean "all female characters must be perfect…

Something, something, political correctness run amok; something, something, this doesn't affect me, therefore it shouldn't affect anyone else; something, something, poorly-formed straw man argument about men's rights.

Don't you love how a bunch of straight males are telling you how they totally pretend all the time in an industry that treats them as the default audience and therefore you can totally just deal with pretending you're one of them?

Gonna go out on a limb here and say you don't know that many women, or if you do, when they talk you just see their mouths opening and closing, but don't actually listen. Just a guess.

Reminds me of playing one-hit kill Slappers Only matches in Goldeneye. So much fun.

This would be more enjoyable if the other players didn't respond with rape jokes.

Do you require games to validate your gender before you can allow yourself to have fun?

I didn't realize making an androgynous cover was so contentious that it was equivalent to satisfying a small special-interest group. What is your stake in challenging a designer's choice?

Please let them fail.

I'm officially going to be "that guy."

If the winner was chosen based on community votes—shame on the community.

Owen, if you chose the winner by hand—I must ask, why?

There are many, many entries in the "finalist" pool that are infinitely more clever, witty, and appropriately referential than the "winning" post was. …

MOTHER FUCKING WILD ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's ridiculously easy to have that opinion when you're a straight white male, because people don't get derided for being straight, white, or male. What you're saying, in essence, is "No one discriminates against me, therefore all the people who are discriminated against should shut the fuck up because it doesn't…