Whoa. Rodent's Revenge. I had totally forgotten about that game, but spent HOURS playing that as a kid. Damn.

He just accelerated the payment process so you'd stop crowding his seat. I kid! That's really nice.

Oh my god, that neti pot gif just made. my. day. I'm so glad there is no one else in the office to hear my uncontrollable cackling.

You're definitely not the only one. Sometimes, the alignment of the seat and window is a perfect match for napping, but it's something of a unicorn.

I'm in the same boat. I've been on the fence about buying this game ever since it came out, and this makes me want to play it desperately. And yet, I know that's probably a mistake.

And yet, I will always watch it. I think I need to formalize some drinking game rules.

It's even worse because it's so manufactured. Really, Hilary, you didn't think that you might maybe encounter some water damage in this 70 year old, poorly constructed basement next to a riverbed? Okay, then.

As a guy who flies pretty regularly for work, I agree 100%. Window all the way! That way, I can just pass out and have zero human interaction. Sorry my fellow travelers are collectively the worst.

What about this one? Can I get one of those honey swizzle stick things?

It's the little Oprah dance at the end that does it for me.

You easily win the Jezeku (Kotabel?) COTD.

Thank you! I don't even find him all that physically attractive, doucheyness aside. His face is just not that cute. Good bodies are a dime a dozen at the Olympics (because I can clearly have my pick).

Also, the black cookie. You know what I'm talkin' about.

And yet, if they do have the money, it is still not your place to tell them what's important enough for them to spend that money on. Maybe they don't want to have kids. Maybe they already own a home, or just want to rent forever, or want to live in an RV. You're making all kinds of crazy assumptions for the sake…

Don't forget to budget at least $50,000 for sequins.

Wait, but he left the baby?! Rookie mistake. She has a significantly higher black market value than a couple of gold studs. FOR SHAME.

Of course, I am too, and have been throughout the thread. I get that she wanted to write something polemical, and she succeeded, but ultimately she did not say what you suggest.

Pretty sure that having a nasty thought about someone isn't quite the same as mercilessly taunting a woman until she cries. But, what do I know? According to this article, I do this every day, and more.

The idea that mainstream culture's beliefs and tendencies can be ascribed to every single person living within the context of that culture is absurd, at best.

Thank you for putting this in a much less inflammatory and more intellectual way than I managed.