Wow, I'm glad no one told Martin Luther King, Jr. that, by virtue of existing within a society that withheld rights from African-Americans, he was a part of the problem! That could have been awkward.

Yes, and his name is Babou! You are in for a treat.

I actually have a friend who owns a tortoise. He's a cute little guy, even if I'm always tempted to use him as an ottoman.

Ack, beaten to the punch! I demand more Archer episodes ASAP.

Ocelots? Respectfully disagree.

While I'm sure a large portion of this survey reflects people who hate the idea of being unplugged at any time, isn't identify theft the very obvious reason why people might be stressed out over losing their phone? I don't save any of my passwords on my phone, but I am sure more than a few people leave their banking…

NF FTW! I've been thinking about it throughout this whole thread.

I posted something along these lines in a reply below, but wanted to make a separate post since I'm seeing a lot of the same comments repeated throughout the thread:

I don't have an issue with these gyms (though I don't particularly love the one that flat-out bans those who are "skinny," as though that meant they are fit), but I agree with you here. An all-inclusive gym built around health would be ideal. A few others have remarked that their YMCA gyms have been great for this.

As someone who has body image issues, it's less about others making obvious judgy faces and more about the fact that people like me can interpret pretty much anything as judgment.

They could call it Sluttea.

Oh god. *downs more coffee* Sorry about that—fixed.

Cue the next Starbucks scourge: writers who buy one cup of tea and a crumpet and take up all the tables with their long rolls of parchment, quills, and inkwells all over the place.

If the quality of the tea is anything like the quality of their coffee, then no, no you will not.

This data also explains the intentional obfuscation by right wing crazies who equate contraception with abortifacients. It's not "birth control," it's "destroying a human life," ergo all contraception must be banned forever, because Jesus.

Anti-bacterial everything is slowly making me crazy. Thankfully, my parents did not subscribe to that nonsense, but even my office now has those free-standing Purell dispensers in all of the elevator lobbies. Granted, that's probably just because they don't want to pay out for any sick time, but still: YOU ARE A…

In response, I will produce the gayest musical of all time. "The people called it Fagtime!"

Can I recommend a Molton Brown scent/candle called Firefly Embers? It's a stupid name, but it is the only candle I have ever liked. It smells like leather and burnt wood, which is to say, it smells amazing.

Staten Island? I smell a mafia connection. Sounds like these two got caught up with some nasty lobsters.

One of my favorite SNL ads, mostly because of that Tina Fey money quote.