Or at least until she is no longer an adorable baby and all the public scrutiny goes away...

They always make it the dude who is bad in bed. I feel this is unfair, and just puts too much pressure on everybody. Like women never do anything physically awkward during sex. Please.

Nora Ephron, leave this body!

Any act can be committed? That is not how we speak and write, is it? We do not say, "He committed sleep for eight hours," or "I committed breakfast this morning." When do we talk about people committing an act that is not criminal or immoral?

"Shiloh wore it first." Just...amazing. Tabloids should always be this funny.

I actually love desserts with preserved fruit, done right. Fruit cake, panforte, florentines... You just have to get the good stuff.

I think it's cool that she wrote it. It's a great song.

Is Alison Lou also boosting her career on nepotism and a trust fund? Because that jewellery is terrible.

Yeah, but that way he never had to deal with any of the messy stuff, like farting and morning breath. I mean, really, the most perfect love at all wouldn't involve any touching at all. Just lots and lots of brooding.

Pretty sure "gyp" is an out-of-vogue term, ever since that whole thing where the Roma were persecuted throughout Europe, and mass-murdered by the Nazis, and so on.

While reading further about this story, I stumbled onto this page: http://creation.com/leopard-baboon-altruism

Apparently, according to whom?

In Russian women's prisons, the women are all kept together all day in common areas, and there is no segregation of murderers and other violent offenders from people who are in for far less serious crimes like Alyokhina. If she was having trouble with her fellow inmates, well, I am frightened for her. This situation…

My dad's American, but I live in Montreal, and whenever I describe green bean casserole to people (that thing with the tinned beans and mushroom soup and crunchy onions), they wrinkle their noses. And then I have to say, "No, really, it's actually really tasty!"

That glitter pouch thingy would be excellent for anyone who is travelling to job interviews in other cities.

In many places, it ought to include a child's snow shovel.

It's Cipate or Cipaille.

I don't read blind items, but don't they work a little like horoscopes? I mean to say, if you make up a blind item about something vague and common, say a comedian who is leaving his wife, there is a good chance a real-world situation will eventually appear that fits the bill. And then all you have to do is sit back…

Every human life is precious, but yes to war in the Middle East and no to affordable health care for all. Because, you know, some lives are more precious than others.

Someone I work with is studying leather-working, and her teacher told them that the Hermes company hires people specifically to rub grease into the pelts of their well-tended cattle, to protect their hides and ensure the beauty of the leather. If this is true, I would like this job. I would like to massage cows for…