Yeah but see, in one photo she's smiling. Then, in the other, she isn't.

Wait...people actually believe gossip blogs and blind items?

All I really want is a handbag that doubles as an emergency shelter for those times when the world is just a little too real. Something that can hold an entire adult person in the fetal position.

I just realized Megan Hilty was the heckler from Louie. I guess she finally got her big break.

Okay, I am going to stop clicking on articles about plastic surgery. Unless they are about legislation or malpractice or anything with any larger implications than just the old "did she/didn't she" stuff. Because really, I don't understand how our speculating does anything to further body acceptance or alleviate the…

Rookie is straight up amazing. Last month they had a thing where they showed you how to build your own Linux computer for under $100. The only reason I don't read Rookie all the time is that I am not their target demographic - and I love that about them! If I was a teenager, I hope I would be all over it. …

Yours is not the only country in the world, and we do not all share your particular linguistic/measurement conventions. But thank you for reinforcing a widely-held stereotype about Americans.

Or, you know, we can just be happy they exist, and let them be.

OMG you guys, my "dark roots" are showing! Shit, what do I dooooooo?

Not the faaaaaaaaaaaaaace...!

Ugh. I thought rich people could afford basic education?

PBS documentaries are no joke the best thing to watch at 3am while too drunk to go to sleep.

I feel like now when I listen to Leonard Cohen's Last Year's Man and he intones,"like the shy one at some orgy" all I am going to see are ducklings.

Of course this is all nonsense. Everyone knows you at least have to pluck out the feathers.

His mind was being controlled.

Or possibly one of those spambot text generators?

[startled high-pitched laughter]

Meh, good movies can come from not-great books. It depends how closely they adapt it. I love Kubrick's The Shining, but cannot stand spending more than a couple of paragraphs in Stephen King's sordid-yet-sentimental little brain.

This is such an amazing idea! I love it.

I want to know if the ARK music people actually make money off these videos once they come out and blow up. If so, seriously, I suspect these people are marketing geniuses. Like, take money from silly people to make videos of their untalented progeny being completely ridiculous, in a format that is guaranteed to get…