I don't understand all the questions about how to take this... it's her life. It's OK for it to be morally ambiguous. I interpret it as a child taking an empowering action against an abusive and inappropriate adult but you, reader, can interpret it however you like.

*static crackle*

Sorry, but I cheered at this article. This girl is in a situation where it is clear she is being emotionally violated, and based on the tone of the article it would not be surprising to me if it went beyond that. She is not being protected or advocated for by her mother, and it seems like she is the oldest sibling. …

I miss when you had to audition to comment on Jezebel. I'd love to read those comments on this story.

So wearing underwear is some kind of magical rape barrier or something?

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

Tavi's a really sweet, funny 17 year old fashion and pop culture blogger — but when I first heard of her, I think she something like 12 or 13! I've stopped following fashion blogs, really, but I remember her being incredibly engaging without being annoyingly precocious.

I feel like their list of things that can get you possessed sounds like the beginning of a Stefon sketch.

This is my only reaction to this.

James Joyce wrote about his common-law-wife Nora's farts in his seriously raunchy love letters to her. He goes into great detail about her farts in a letter written 8 December 1909. Google it, and his other love letters to Nora if you like, but they are very, very NSFW!

Loving all these personal stories from women who know uncircumcised men who have gotten blow jobs. Please keep them coming. (Pun very much intended.)

When Clara tried to drag the duck babies back to her, all I could think was 'ugh, it's like my mother when I was 18.'

Ew, gross. What a perfect mopey dumdum role for a mopey dumdum unfunny person.

I met this man at the 2012 London Olympics!

My new goal in life is to be "goat landed." I wonder if there's a certification down at the community college.

This is basically the best idea that anyone ever has come up with. Someone please make this happen.

Baby goats are the cutest. Eeeeeeeee! There should be a spa where you can be covered in piles of the baby animal of your choosing. That would be better than any massage I could imagine.

I don't know what you're talking about. I have vaginas I swap out like days-of-the-week underwear. Today I'm utilizing Saturday, because I'm a rebel like that.

I don't think his jokes about vaginas (at least none that I've heard) shame the body part or the person attached. They're more of just an acknowledgment that genitals are inherently funny.