Sorry, reading on the subway, and not carefully. Got my Mortal Instruments mixed up with my Dark Materials.

Why is Philip Pullman a nasty piece of work? Because of his opposition to organized religion?

And the great thing is, this will follow Oscar and Zara around for the rest of their lives.

Wow, a rape scene with a laugh track. How...swell.

Ugh, I'm sorry these people have no grasp of history.

WHAT IS WITH THE TAMBOURINE DUDE?

I think it's R Kelly.

It's...cranapple juice.

This is Tavi :

Actually, it was after my mother pointed out his regrettable fondness for "perky" that I started to cool on this series. I was 12.

The internet, ladies and gentlemen.

See also : his brilliant comment that none of the handful of Natives he spoke to on set had a problem with Lone Ranger.

Wow, if there is a magnificent, wild animal that exists, then there is some hick American who has one captive. The vanity of these people, taking glamour shots posing with that poor, imprisoned creature is upsetting, and sad. I wish people could just fucking appreciate nature without having to fucking POSSESS it.

I agree - this was obviously a mistake! It's just a penis!

Would white vinegar be effective? It also removes calcium deposits.

Ugh, yoghurt =/=womanhood.

Non-Americans.

You know what also tastes better? Yoghurt with a decent fat content. Most non-fat yoghurts use cornstarch as a thickener, and taste like flavoured wallpaper paste.

I seriously doubt this can top "Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventures of Bigfoot."