Aardvark!

Is she a fun date?

Frankly, I would’ve thought being Rob Schneider would be enough to legally keep him from ever going within 500 ft of an audience again.

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

You think his anti-vax stance alone would be enough to keep a HEALTH CARE foundation from booking him. The filthy content is just lagniappe.

There is definitely a lobster roll joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite get to it.

You’re 100% right. Felt like the perfect time to tell kids to get off my lawn.

Technically, I have lost several times already but the real losers are the ones who bought a truck that is only 70% complete and will forever have wavy, patina and fallout-encrusted body panels. The ones I have seen so far look like they have 20+ year old neglected and dirty bodywork despite being brand new.

Pretty awful placement for that jump. But I’m not sure it’s even noteworthy that nobody is being criminally charged.

This seems like something Bugs Bunny would do.

Officer I did not know I could do that. 

These aren’t just random skydivers, they are active soldiers of a foreign army.  There’s all kinds of laws about that sort of thing

So, you’re saying that he wasn’t the very model of a modern Major General?

Ever seen BLM land in the Southwest? It’s usually desolation as far as the eye can see.

So... somewhere outside the US?

Oh you mean the guy that almost killed a motorcyclist with his lambo? Hold on let me feel sorry for this guy. Youtubers/influencers need to go away. Stop supporting these clowns

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

I am going to assume that if he had bought an F150, that yes he may have been in the same situation and he would have sold it. The difference is that Ford is not going to fine him for doing so

Look I mean the cybertruck is big, but I suspect not bigger, or that much bigger than other full sized truck, so it’s likely that these parking spots are too small for any full sized truck.

I certainly get the sense that Yang is liberal, but it doesn’t necessarily follow from that that he’s outraged by all the things that liberal online spaces are angry about. Comedians tend to be pretty forgiving about other comedians’ jokes, since a whole lot of the job involves saying things that you think will…