I hear in the movie Ridley’s character believes the whole time she’s a nobody born to non-descript parents, until the end when she learns her real dad is Johnny Weismuller.  

Marginalizing Daisy Ridley is totally on brand for Disney.

Yeah. He was great on 30 Rock, and he was in some pretty good movies (The Hunt for Red October, for example). The “Always Be Closing” scene added to the film adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross wouldn’t have been the same with any other actor delivering that monologue. I also love his voice as the narrator of The Royal…

Imagine the hell of trying to get eight people to lean the same way, in unison, to make a turn.

*shrug* wait long enough and someone will put him in the Sound; when you get your jollies off by pissing off an entire city, don’t be surprised when it catches up to you.

It’s quite fitting that Jalopnik remains the final, broken-down piece of these sites. The jalopy rusting away in front of the condemned house in a decaying neighborhood. 

But did he get to keep his cartoon shoes?? Inquiring minds want to know!! 

If you really want to hurt him, make him watch but not film...

Whew, thought it was Kanye Jones. He works at the coffee shop down the street. Nice guy. Thinking of changing his name...

He’s also failing all of them by being stark raving insane, but that’s a different matter.

I’m sorry, but it’s simply not possible for 1 person to do CEO-level work at six companies simultaneously.  He’s clearly figurehead CEO at several, but even then, there’s just no way 1 person can be properly up-to-date on the important metrics at so many companies at once.  He’s basically failing all of them by trying…

These companies are run as if an unstable drug addict was in charge of them (maybe because they are).

He also confirms that he does get Tom Cruise’s famous Christmas coconut cake. “It’s so good. It makes me believe in a lot of things.”

I’m surprised the Cybertruck was able to make it out there in the first place

Jesus is more of a two-wheels guy.

And I would bet a hefty amount they didn’t tell their insurance company that they were living out of the camper and using it for business purposes, if they bothered paying for insurance at all. So no claim check for them either!

It’s almost like misfortunes can strike in a split second and leave you needing something more than bootstraps to get back on your feet.

Yeah, this isn’t an airline/plane problem. This is a norovirus problem. And unfortunately for all the other people on the plane, I’d be shocked to hear that at least half of them didn’t also get sick. Norovirus is a bitch. Toddler brought it home twice last year. Lucky her, she’s vaccinated. Me and the better half?…

This is less so a problem with air travel, an air line, or the air plane and just another in the long list of reasons that cruise ships, cruise ship people, and the cruise industry all suck and are basically just giant floating germ factories. 

Going back to my youth, the Onion had a story that stuck with me headlined