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The plan was to fuck her then renege on the deal he never intended to keep.

As of this writing, it doesn’t appear as though Hair is facing any charges related to the incident.

Jeremy Renner exists in the Glass Onion universe - his hot sauce is referenced in the last movie. So he may just be playing himself.

Cops should NOT be allowed to turn off bodycams under any circumstances.

Down.

Carl’s wife come’s back as a zombie. And this time, Carl’s gotta put her down for good.

Yikes - I hope it was quick. Some things to keep in mind for the less sympathetic among the commentariat:

They’re dumb opinions, but it’s not like he’s shouting them at you on the street. He’s saying then on a podcast, that by definition, people are listening to because they want to hear his opinions. You clicked this link because you wanted to read his opinions.

I’d argue that being a dick has always been his thing. His humor has relied on sarcasm and a general dismissiveness toward other people’s feelings for a very long time. It just used to be on stage, directed at a straw man breaking the unwritten rules of society, so we tended to agree with him. There was more to it,

My neighbor just got one, it will replace the Escalade ESV that he doesn’t drive his kids around in (they ride with their mother in her Lexus GX).

Never ford the river. Wait for the ferry. Or if you’re in a real hurry, caulk it up and hope for the best.

I agree there’s a difference between 10 seconds and 2 minutes but I’d also argue that 10 seconds is a really long time to be “tricked” into thinking you’re about to die. Count out 10 Mississippi and imagine that’s the time passing while you’re in a helicopter hurdling towards central London while the pilot repeats “oh

I think I first read "black hole of charisma" to describe Chris O'Donnell in Batman and Robin

I’d say both that variety of “joke” goes beyond the usual impulse of “ha, the look on their face will be priceless” and into “for a brief second, I will have complete power over this person’s emotions”.

I count myself a fan of Cruise’s professional work, especially with how he architected his career in a very strategic and calculated way.

What if it’s darker and the trailer includes a girl singing a slowed-down version of the Oompa Loompa song?  That’s new and innovative and necessary, right?

one of the most ‘starring ewan macgregor’ ideas i’ve ever heard.

A conviction should change how Hollywood deals with fully functional firearms as props. I watched the video of the Stargate guy over the use of the P90 weapon and he had every actor that would handle one go through a gun safety course. Why is that not required for every movie using fully functional firearms?

I mean, I’m halfway there. There were multiple safety layers that failed, including the person who shouted “cold gun” before he took it. Yeah, he was a producer, so you could argue some culpability there, but no one other producers are on the line here. But on the other hand, he killed a human being. It shouldn’t mean