Given that this is in Florida, the first things they tried were probably 1)Drugs, 2) Guns, 3) Putting animals down their pants...

They have lots of sand to bury their heads in, though!

As long as I can change mine to NCC-1701. That old lady in NY isn’t getting harassed enough!

It seems unwise to wish death on a petty, vindictive shithead with a penchant for abusing the Justice department.

I wood have chopped a log in my pants.

Birch, *please*. Sort your puns out, or yew’ll feel my palm, fir real.

It that was me filming, I maple off the road, cedar are no injuries, and make sure everyone is oak-ay.

Police did release a video of the driver:

I’m calling fake, we all know from the movies that any vehicle that goes over a cliff immediately explodes into a nuclear grade fireball often while still in midair. 

Crazy answer: A triple diesel engine pickup truck with a 6 inch lift installed at the factory. I mean, the EPA’s going to get a gut punch, too, so might as well make a FerdRamChev F-Teenthousand Denali with a 6.7 Power Stroke up front, a 6.6 Duramax in the middle, and a 6.7 Cummins bringing up the rear.

They obliviously have never heard of the Minnesota goodbye. Looks at watch, ok, need to go. (10-15 minutes later) ok, we should get going. Stands, conversation of goodbye starts. 20-25 minutes later, gets coats/shoes/gloves on, 30 minutes later, heads to car, where another 20 minutes of hugs, goodbyes, and well wishes…

Traveling through Brussels this summer, I was amused to see the airport drop-off area labeled “Kiss and Fly”.

“Those so-called robotaxis don’t have any manual controls”

“I wasn’t in uniform and never said I was an officer...”

Sounds like just anther source of rampant voter fraud again the GOP by the radical left! Abolish all early and mail-in voting now and demand only votes counted on election day count!

Poor planning by astronauts to not have their absentee ballot done is not an excuse to circumvent our established electoral processes. How would we know it was his vote, a cosmonaut could hack his email and submit a fraudulent ballot to alter the course of our electoral process.

That means a wheelchair user in the most populous city in the world

If you legitimately want to help instead of just getting off on feeling like you’re helping, there’s still a way you can pitch in legally.

I mean, it *is* hazardous waste. It requires proper labelling, storage, and disposal.

Because Americans, like Alton Brown, hate unitaskers. Most people should be using mini cars in places they make sense like dense urban areas, and renting a pickup from Home Depot for $25 for the 75 minutes they actually need them every other year. We should also be building out robust public transportation on the…