Seattle has noise ordinances (I assume most cities do), they’re just not enforced. I would at least write him a ticket, let him spend a day in front of the judge fighting it.

I bet they already HAVE noise ordinances on the books. Old, outdated, but most importantly NOT enforced.

I’m a bigger fan of pulling at least two inflator valve pins. 

“Fans are also seeking a response to the abuse from Tom Holland”

I read it that way, too! I was like, “Holy shit, what did Tom Holland do to abuse her!” They got me.

A pox pon them, right pon their heads!

It’s horrible that actors are having to deal with this, and I’m glad to see so that the actor in question is receiving support from her peers. But I’m not sure what any individual or small group of people can do. I do think that there are supportive services like counseling in dealing with this ugly part of social…

To the people pushing for Holland to make a statement, I’m not convinced that won’t just tell anonymous racist dipshits online that they can get the attention of a Marvel superhero if they’re just terrible enough.

I came here specifically to talk about that. Did he rob a cartoon character??

I think there’s an honest conversation to be had about whether this individual is truly a goofus maloofus or more of a dorkus malorkus.

Officers gave him a verbal warning about speeding in highly populated city areas, and he was released.

So are we just not gonna talk about this?

And “goofus maloofus”...good one.

Kinda seems like this might just be a manic pixie dream girl fantasy for antisocial incel types.

There’s only musical-sequel-to-a-dark-movie I recognise:

She looks like Dianne Wiest in that photo. This is not an insult to either person (I love Dianne Wiest), but I did see the photo first and did not realize it was Zellweger.

Ah, an attempt was made at wordplay. Got it.

“7 franchise outliers that gave Hollywood a copyright and a left”

They broke up, but they’re still good friends