It’s a much better movie than a lot of the post-Endgame stuff. I think the biggest issue is that people paying for Disney+ no longer feel like paying even more to see every MCU film a couple months earlier. There’s no sense of urgency to justify that extra expense now.

I hate how people are behaving toward this film. Growwwww up people.

Haven’t the reviews been pretty positive? Meaning, this is more of a marketing failure, or a failure of overall studio strategy, rather than a lack of quality in the film? 

In some good G/O Media-related news, Paste bought and is resurrecting Jezebel:

“apparently a really nice guy who everyone likes working with.”

Picturing Beyonce sneaking around a Kardashian house in the middle of the night looking for body parts to filch is fucking hilarious, thank you!

You mean to tell me reality shows are entirely based on lies?

That’s just swell.

I never needed to know who the witness is. Woo is a federal agent, he needs a reason to be in a small town, so that’s it. As story contrivances go, I’ve seen plenty that hold up to scrutiny a lot worse.

McMuffin? Is that an “eggcorn” for MacGuffin or is it intentional “for hysterical raisins”?

It’s surprising how much actual history I got from Drunk History.

It’s the same thing with The Little Mermaid.
I’m no fan of Disney’s live-action remakes, but having a debate whether a mermaid could be black or not was absolutely asinine.
“Well objectively speaking...” MERMAIDS AND TIME LORDS AREN’T REAL.

Canned mackerel doesn’t seem like an easy currency to keep in your prison wallet.

Probably wanted to reduce the associated healthcare costs. 

Doctor Who gender or race-related blowback is really the pinnacle of idiocy. The character is an alien with two hearts who travels through time and space in a 60s-era British police phone box that’s bigger on the inside, and who literally regenerates periodically into somebody who looks entirely different. And this…

Charles and Camilla had a story book romance? And which story book would that have been?

Just given his sense of humor... I think I can give him the benefit of the doubt that that was pretty tongue in cheek?

Frankophobe!!!

You can be supportive of innocent civilians on both sides. Not all Israeli citizens support their government. Not all Palestinians support or are part of Hamas.

Both Hamas and the Israeli government are committing atrocities against civilians. This is not a simple situation where you can just support one side.

I’m going to get that dumb hot dog apron and just wear it everywhere, like a cape.