Lincoln Log Masters? Figures my life’s calling would finally show up just before my dotage.

If outlets actually did their jobs, checking with proper people and authorities to confirm the rumored news of this person’s death before reporting it, it would have never been “a story” to being with. Instead, most just LEEROY JEEENKINS ‘d their way into it. Some saying she died with no verification, others half…

A “hoax-cum-scam” sounds like the sort of verbal defense Rudy Giulliani and Tubby Former Guy would use in the media following another conspiratorial debacle. 

Yeah, whenever I order a salad with Russian Dressing or a Russian Reuben sandwich (half corned beef and half turkey) it always comes with something that looks like this.

Yeah the only time I ever had Russian dressing (I thought it was gross and haven’t touched it since), it was deep red, had a way-too-intense sweetness, and I didn’t detect any horseradish at all. I forget which dressing brand bottled it, but it was pretty far from what’s described here.

I’ve bought two homes and sold one. None of these sales/purchases were near the realm of $15M.

I just feel if I were Perry, I would avoid buying houses from or from underneath the elderly at this point. Buy something off a Gen-Z TikTok star!

So a couple of millionaires tried to buy a house from a third millionaire for millions upon millions of dollars—but one of the millionaires involved is saying he lacked capacity to do the deal for somewhat understandable reasons. I’m having a difficult time mustering sympathy here; no one involved seems like they’re…

I think the confusion is amplified by the fact that dressing manufacturers can’t even be consistent about what “Russian Dressing” actually is. Two of the “Thousand Island” type ones I checked didn’t have any horseradish, and one brand sells a clear red something or other that looks more like French or Catalina or…

What else do you believe in? Blood transfusions?

Definitely a hot take. By your own admission, your tastes changed. That’s not reflective of anything other than your palette. Meanwhile, you know what you can almost certainly buy in most of the places you used to buy beer? The same beers you liked from the same breweries with the same level of hops you liked before.…

Thank you for calling this out!  It’s a long shot but if they can pull it off...

Because who wouldn’t want chewy mustard? That’s what I don’t understand about chewy candies like this or jelly beans that have the flavour of something so alien to the idea of candy. Sure you can get the buttered popcorn flavour jelly beans, and while they may actually taste just like buttered popcorn, do you really…

Easiest way to cook Acorn squash: cut it in half, scoop out seeds, put it on a microwave safe plate (cut side down), add a small amount of water, poke some holes in the rind, and nuke it for 5 minutes. Once they cool a bit, flip them over into a roasting pan, add butter, brown sugar, and a little Maple syrup, then…

Also a lot of my friends switched to seltzers because they’re lower calorie and whatnot. Of course, they’re basically fizzy trash alcohol water so they down twice as many and get the same calories anyhow.

I remember when we used to complain about listicles. Now we just get a list with no icle.

We knew it was coming after the Gizmodo Bot fiasco but, still, how depressing.

I finally gave in and actually watched the movie in question.

“It’s like new ownership coming in and buying an NFL team going, ‘Alright. Not my head coach. Not my quarterback. Doesn’t matter how many times we won the Super Bowl. Doesn’t matter how many rings we got. I’m going with somebody else.’”

If she steps down, the Senate returns to a 50-50 split, where Republicans have made it clear they’re uninterested in replacing Feinstein on such an important committee, even temporarily.