“we hope that, just as he did at his best, at his absolute worst, Roald Dahl can help remind us of the lasting impact of words.”

“She’s very talented, but I think SNL often mistakes their talented cast members for gifted impressionists just because they get a reaction in the room.”

Its a riff on the marketing for Carnation Evaporated Milk which advertised itself as coming from “Contented Cows.”

Honestly I dont think they have an end game. When I feel anxious I do an exercise I like to call “play the tape through to the end” where I think beyond whatever I am anxious about. What happens after that moment?

“completely ruined”

Gotta love that smile when she gets picked up tho...

For the folks not interested in watching a bunch of videos and TikToks:

To be fair, the Secret Service was probably ALSO annoyed that they had to look into him. But there is a thing such as due diligence. 

Right-wingers have been bitching about the way young people look/dress/act ever since the first caveman to ever put on a slightly smaller animal pelt came along.

I’ve always like Eddie Izzard’s take on it: “They’re not women’s clothes, they’re my clothes. I own them.”

No, that’s when you use a tyrannosaurus to kill someone.

Uh, the dispensary? It’s legal here.

Also Target, Walgreens/CVS/Rite Aid/other drug stores, etc.

Exactly. There was nothing in that tweet unique to bodegas.

I saw this headline over at Vulture and ignored it because I haven’t watched Umbrella Academy and had never heard of anyone named Elliot Page. Now from this image I see that it’s the same person as Ellen Page, whom I had heard of. Since the new name is part of the announcement, I think it would be more sensible for…

Depends on how long you want to wait around and listen.

“She wasted her money and had exactly what she wanted to have, consequences be damned.”

Yeah, when I lived in NYC I certainly went to bodegas, but I never thought anything of them, because we had the same thing in rural Nebraska, you just had to drive to get to it, because you had to drive everywhere in rural Nebraska.

Whenever the monolith is not in an A.V. Club article, everyone should ask, “Where’s the monolith?”

So he didn’t die on his way back to his home planet?