Blink and you’ll miss the nativity scene in the back.

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

This showed I am the type of person who gets to about “H” and says fuck this. 

I am in fact hoping that a lot of the VOD releases we’re getting this year will get re-releases after this pandemic is over. I’m probably gonna get Tenet regardless, but regardless of whether or not I understand what was happening, I’m looking forward to those set pieces on IMAX screens.

They’re probably married to the person that voted Gore, Bush, McCain, Obama, Trump, Biden.

Strong list. I’d only take exception to “52. Essential Workers.” Too often, that translates to, “expendable minority who has to perform risky work so white people can stay safe at home.”

I’m a fan of paper lists rather than an electronic record on my phone — I find that it’s easier to get a comprehensive view of my entire shopping trip if I’m not fumbling with the damn phone every two seconds, and I can cross stuff off as I go. Compiling the list in this way also forces me to slow down, think and plan.

Sometimes I imagine websites like the AV Club like those cop briefings you see in the movies where the head cop is assigning duty rosters. I envision your boss (an overbearing Frank McRae type) saying “HASSENGER! The Christmas Chronicles Part II!  Was that an eye-roll, Hassenger?  Be grateful that you’re not on the…

I move for a bad court thingy!

There’s a typo in the article: you failed to refer to Giuliani as a “twisted hobgoblin,” as is standard according to Strunk & White.

“The turkey breast was perfectly cooked...like the Georgia election results, AMIRITE?”

If memory serves, I think Fox may have been advocating for stem cell research or an adjacent cause at the time. And by the twisted logic of Republicans, stem cell research equals abortion fuel.

Hopefully, the makers take a cue from Hawthorne Wipes.

On camera all week? Ew. At least here in the sticks I always have the excuse of “My internet isn’t good enough to provide consistent video.”

Beavis and Butthead wouldn’t even laugh at this.

Thanksgiving: My mom’s motto was, if I put the effort into making the big dinner, the least you can do is get dressed.

Except on their way out they kill others who WERE taking it seriously and steal beds/resources away from those who WERE taking it seriously.

These plus candy canes always spelled ITS CHRISTMAS but no one with taste buds would even think of eating them. For display purposes only.

I mean, Jesus wore a dress with sandals... after Labor Day! The scandal!

My mom always made a jello dish that was lime jello, cured, then topped with lime jello mixed with cream cheese, and then cured so that there were 2 distinct layers. I loved it as a kid, then decided I couldn’t stand it in my 20s and 30s. Now, I want that shit all the time. I must be craving collagen or bone marrow or…