Anyone else always have serious trouble remembering which Durst is the murderer?

Only cow eggs are dairy.

This asparagus water is too full of asparagus!

*Sigh* OK, one more time for the people in the back— Tuition does not pay for campus food options, gyms, sports, residence life, etc. etc. These things are paid for by other costs and fees. It is true that they are used to attract students, though it’s more accurate to say they are aimed at attracting applications.…

The University of Florida thing is misleading and wrong. It is the University of SOUTH Florida, and they are phasing out the undergraduate college of education...not all undergraduate programs (not that it makes it any better, but facts are important). When I read that and my first reaction was that is football…

The most obvious sign of untenable tuition is the huge capital expenditures that colleges undertake (state of the art buildings, gym and exercise facilities, cafeterias, etc); however whenever I brought this up to people I know who work in academia, they tell me that they “need” these huge fancy buildings with lots of…

Is there any way we can all do The Timewarp so that the last four years didn’t happen?

Sorry, I’m confused. So, where would I be working from, and what sort of money are we talking about exactly?

Don’t forget the durian option.

The thing about a lot of these “hacks” is that they don’t really hurt. If you salt your pasta water ASAP, at least you won’t forget to salt it later. Shaking your garlic cloves in a jar will loosen them enough to make “completely removing them” easier (and will keep some of the mess in the jar). The chopsticks for…

The first subaru impreza is the toughest

Trader Joes is known for being a good value and having high quality staples, should be no wonder why there was a preference for TJs during Covid. Whole Foods is good if you need specific things for specific reasons, like a whole Red Snapper, or a grass fed brisket, and can either justify a trip to a different store…

“Let”? LOL Cats go where they please whether you “let” them or not. You may think you’ve trained your cats to stay off the counter, but when you leave them alone in the house, all bets are off.

This. I won’t put another dollar in bezos’ pocket. fuck him and his draconian managerial style.

I’m legit always happy to see venture capitalists lose money.

We didn’t have a pandemic in 2016, so worrying that Biden’s lower public events schedule is somehow, again, a salient feature of the election this cycle seems foolish.

This is what is fucking wrong with this country and Covid-19. Santa is not a fucking essential worker!

This fits right in with the Trump method. Making things subjectively appear better instead of actually trying to make things objectively better.

White people wave their guns like this

Ah, but what was the advice? If it was about how to use nerve agents on ethnic minorities, that may not really be something worth mentioning...