Good to hear they want to walk back the jingoism. So sick of the anthem and flybys and colors and that weird month where all the coaches wear camo like a fucking US Army ad. And yes, there’s a direct correlation to these displays and how cops have become such awful babies.

Yeah! Now is the time to turn on each other, Democrats!

Why does no one ever talk about Mr. Peanut’s war crimes? So much performative wokeness nowadays when the real issues slip right past us

At the end of the day, “I can’t reward great service” and “I can’t punish poor service” are inevitably two sides of the same coin. And if the responses here are self-reported, well, I’m not terribly surprised that a lot of people chose to present their reticence as representing the more favorable side of that coin.

yeah, but most of them skipped medical school. 

Yet again, just frickin take tips out and charge me more for the food. I’m bad at doing math ahead of time when I’m hungry and want to see the real final price on the menu. (Also pay your workers dammit.)

In my defense, I’m a Bears fan so I can usually stop paying attention to the NFL by mid November.

One of my feral porch cats:

Did you use The Kinjetta Stone to translate this?

Listen here, you, Jared Leto serves a very valuable purpose in Hollywood: by concentrating as much pretentious douchiness as possible into one actor, he allows other actors to be more mellow and down-to-earth. Without him, all that preening angst would flow into the likes of Tom Hanks and Viola Davis, and then where…

What's the plan with these things? Keep making them until they finally make a good one?

Seeing how well cats listen, I think it would be hard to test.

White with blue eyes. The “world’s most beautiful cat.”

It feels weird to say cat appreciation could be racist, but it’s a very ordinary cat.

From that article where he admits the goal of Florida Unemployment is to avoid helping people:

Seriously people, don’t but cats from breeders. There are far less cat no-kill shelters in the world and in some places they euthanize them on the spot because there are so many feral cats in the world. Adopt a stray, get it spayed/neutered, don’t declaw it and don’t have a “outdoor” cat who wanders around the…

“If you already don’t like ice cream, there’s pretty much no chance you’re going to like lobster ice cream.”

The Y2K bug was a real thing. It didn’t have any dramatic effects because there was a global Herculean effort to upgrade systems and mitigate damage. There’s a parallel between Y2K and coronavirus, with people in less badly affected regions saying, “clearly Covid-19 isn’t that bad, I mean look at all those empty…

Wait, is Dave Chappelle allowed to be friends with people the AV Club isn't friends with?

The Rick Berman years encompass basically all TV Star Trek apart from TOS and the current burgeoning CBS crop. If 1990 to, oh, 1998 aren’t glory years for Trek then I don’t know why you even bother keeping up with Star Trek at all.

I’m always surprised and disappointed when I see people storing hot sauce in the fridge. I DO NOT want to put cold hot sauce on hot foods.