...and he deserved another for “A New Season” from the first episode of the second season.

Another white person telling someone to leave if they don’t like this country whilst ignoring that fact that even if people wanted to they can’t because of shitty people who think like him who refuse to do basic shit like wear a goddamn mask out in public.

He deserved one for the Galavant theme song!! That snub cancels out the asterisk *

Hey! Don’t you give any sass to Audrey Hepburn. That woman was a bloody saint. Everyone talks about her beauty and yeah she was a beautiful woman. But she had a bigger heart that somehow gets overlooked.  And while she didn't compose it, Moon River would be nothing without her soft but tearful vocals.  Anyway, I’m…

I remember when she was the snarky receptionist on Duet. Even then, I said to myself, “I bet she’s a mean boss who yells at her employees. I hope she never gets her own talk show and also we should invest in repairing the levee systems in New Orleans before a large hurricane devastates the region and leaves thousands h…

I’d imagine no one in Lewis’ family wants the Oompa Loompa-in-chief there anyway.

“Nice try, Groucho!”

I just have no idea what it's like to only ever put myself at the center of the narrative. Coronavirus isn't about me, and it's not about you, and it isn't about some selfish woman who demands entire shopping aisles. We're all trying to live on this planet, so the good of the whole has to be a concern. Which is to…

Knowing about all those “isms” makes you a liberal elitist. Nice try, Groucho!

Firm but fair.

Make it a taped off section in the street and employees can shoot their orders at them through an open window with a tee shirt cannon.

Edit to add: who has swastika shit just lying around their house to make masks out of?

Honestly, the ease with which this kind of human lump is fooled is so embarrassing. They don’t have the slightest idea what socialism, Marxism, communism, anarchy, Nazism, fascism, etc., are as actual political systems or philosophies, but they’re sure them Dem Bastards are all of them at once.

Hey Maw? ‘Member how in Nazi Germany Hitler made all dem Hitler Youth dress up an wear Swastikas n shit? An ‘member how he made them march in formation an yell hi-yel Hitler n all that?

If people don’t want to wear masks, they have to wait in a designated “COVID INFECTION ZONE” complete with biohazard warning symbols. An employee wearing a full hazmat suit will deliver their Big Mac to these Freedom Warriors through a sliding plexiglass slot.

Just goes to show, challenging celebrities to cage fights is a double-edged sword, much like the kind Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with.

Especially since Major League II is surprisingly easy to follow without seeing the original.

When the Soviet Union dissolved in 1992, Moldova—a country of 13,000 square miles between Ukraine and Romania—became independent for the first time since 1538, having been part of the Ottoman Empire, Russian Empire, Romania, and the USSR

There’s a goddamn pandemic killing a thousand Americans a day, yet Republicans are spending their time whining and lying about Danish building toys. This is truly the stupidest timeline.