“which again, famously, I literally have never seen”

Even the last couple of seasons are still must-watches for me, as relatively weak as they’ve been. It’s not a huge time commitment, for one thing, and even substandard Archer is still Archer.

“The video uploader has not made this video available in your country.”

I’m on the record in my reviews, but I think Danger Island gets an enormous amount of mileage by foregrounding the Pam-Archer friendship. That being said, I’m excited to see the real-people versions of these people after so much time away.

Whether it’s House members wearing Kente or these players kneeling, you can’t keep asking for/demanding solidarity then crapping on people’s efforts when they try to step up. At some point, “It’s not good enough” needs to stop being the default response.

. . . and I’ve eaten my share of Elmer’s Glue . . .

‘August’ really DOES sound like a Cocteau Twins song!

IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED US!

Just think, the American government has federal officers beating and tear gassing people American Citizens protesting against police brutality and racial injustice. The federal officers and police seem happy to do it.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but it’s only a matter of time before we have a serious confrontation and people die. If you keep sending armed goon squads out to confront unarmed people, sooner or later somebody’s going to pull a trigger. Trump’s going to keep escalating this until we have a massacre.

When it was created, my thought was that something called “Homeland Security” sounded like some stormtrooper shit. And here we are...

oddly not even the first time I heard the name Rich Little today

So you're tellin me you can just PAY celebrities to say random shit? 

Yes, Salty DID say to tip $50 on a glass of whisky. A SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLAR GLASS OF WHISKY.

Can I give a thumbs-down to whoever thought of separating out certain costs of doing business from the rest of the costs of doing business and adding them as a surcharge at the bottom of the check? I first saw this in California for healthcare  now see it in lieu of tips or to help improve back of the house…

Can restaurants—and servers—survive without tips?

He’s already had a DUI, definitely a drinker

The worst part about those ugly ass shoes is that they probably cost more than my house.

Is he auditioning for a part as a villian in a Dick Tracy comic or something?