How long does someone have to keep shitting in the pool before we finally shut it the fuck down?

All I know is that my husband roasted me for a month when i bought a 100lb bag of flour before the ‘Rona had hit in earnest. We went through that whole motherfucker and were making it rain bread on our friends this entire time and i have never felt more vindicated lol. I even got to trade a couple loaves for a high…

Every time I see Bari Weiss’s name I think of Leinenkugels Berry Weiss, which accounted for about the worst beer hangover of my life (someone had the brilliant idea of buying a whole keg of this). Much like Bari’s columns, too much Berry Weiss will give you a headache and eventually the runs. 

Holy shit, that wizard wasn’t joking when he said he gave me psychic powers!

I wish I had your certainty. My sate was doing well but I live in a beach town and getting people, especially those from out of state to distance and wear masks has been a real bitch and a half.

Get a mercury blood test just for laughs.

San Diego is a major tuna fishing port, so for the past few months boats have been selling directly to people. I’ve been spoiled, seeing as I can have the kind of ahi tuna that usually gets snapped up by sushi restaurants delivered to my door for $10 a pound.

Then we’re going to get commentary on how Leibowitz weeds out Black subjects and only photographs the lily-White. “Preeeeety convenient how her ‘dark, arty style’ only works with Whites...”

To some extent, amateurs are highly able to detect problems in art, just awful at identifying and diagnosing it.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly…

This is a real kick in the teeth. I loved all of the Build Team (and had a major crush on Kari), but I particularly enjoyed Grant’s enthusiasm and inventiveness. What a sad, far too young loss.

Iif I were them, I'd wait till after the election to accept that offer.

This was the first movie my wife and I saw together in the theater.

We’ve since watched it every single Valentine’s Day, which means I’ve seen Away We Go twelve times, and my appreciation for it has only grown. It’s one of the sweetest, most honest stories about a relationship I’ve ever seen in any medium.

He really is just the dumbest motherfucker on earth, isn’t he?

I think this is supposed to read: “PRINCE MAYO TOURS CLINIC...” But with people working remotely, typos happen.

> Dissed for believing in God in front of extras.

Yeah. I mean, besides:

Right? It’s more like congratulating a child for peeing on the floor in the bathroom. YOU ALMOST MADE IT! GREAT JOB! NEXT TIME YOU’LL GET IT!

Just like with CBS all access, I am not paying for another streaming service. Especially from Networks that are supposed to be putting their shows on regular television where they are being paid with commercials already.

Trump has to die in prison.