Yeah, until they introduced that “New Coke” bullshit. Still, they realised their mistake and brought back the original recipe, which they sold as “Cocaine Classic”.

The Public: Posting “Thoughts and Prayers” is useless and stupid.

God only cares when people congregate together, duh. Thats why churches need multi-million-dollar auditoriums and dont deserve to have to pay taxes.  Duh.  Its almost like youre not a True American(tm)(R)(C)

They didn't close then? Wow, kinda amazed. 

Its all about the clicks baby!

And you can fast-forward through the drum solos.

My sad pandemic Saturday night activity since April has been to find a high quality concert recording of a favorite band on Youtube & throw it up on the big screen to watch in the dark with a beer. It’s less enjoyable than being there live, but the beer is cheaper!

Only the Zodiac Killer would have the cojones to imply his grandma would cook with canned beans instead of dried beans. This is an offense that can only be solved by La Chancla™.

Maybe your 19 year old just has bad taste

Wait, are you saying Battleship is not a masterpiece?! But yes, this is maybe the only board game-movie transfer I could ever love. 

Is that a question or statement?  Its my favorite Streisand film.

when I exhale

Don’t engage with him. Hes a clone account serial harasser and a racist.

Ahem:

I think it may be semantics but the “Oath” taken by military personnel is to the Constitution, it has nothing to do with the commander in chief or politics, restrictions on partisan politics are from DoD directives, the Hatch Act and in some cases the UCMJ.

“Yes. My sons have shot them all. Next question.”

Cognitive test =/= IQ test. Acing it doesn’t make you a genius. It means you probably don’t have dementia. You should not be bragging that people were very surprised you passed. 

Yeah but instead of that, make a normal cake and just use butter cream(or even better) whip cream icing.  

A toilet paper cake only reminds that I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with fondant. Then there’s the added visual of the cake decorators man-handling that nasty fondant, like Play-doh, with their greasy bare hands. Have you seen the grease your fingers leave behind on your iPhones and iPads? These cakes should never be…