I wont feel safe until a wooden stake is shoved through Trump’s heart, his decapitated head is stuffed with garlic and his accursed remains are buried under a running stream.

A month from now?

“Because the Queen won’t fucking die, we’re doing another goddamn season.”

And do not forget the Florida man making a fool of himself in Costco when he was asked by an elderly woman to put on a mask as the store required. He not only attacked a man who defended her, but lost his job as an insurance agent when it came to light!  Yes, Florida! And Scott, one of their Senators was once the…

I’ll just go ahead and assume they’re hoping to get a juicy scene of Prince Andrew being carted off to jail.

How soon till DeSantis orders these? Though I guess why the fuck bother when the CDC is willing to give a green light to these fucking ghouls.

Don’t forget the follow-up with cats:

I have that panel saved as a picture on my phone and I show it to people whenever they try to talk sports at me to illustrate what I’m getting out of it. 

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

That’s definitely a “throwing out baby-boomer with the bathwater” situation, but to be fair Boomers have lost the benefit of the doubt.

Nope, nope, nope.  In nature, cats eat only when they catch prey.  They may often go days without catching anything and when to do catch something they eat as much as they possibly can because they don’t know when they will get their next meal.  This is the way it is for ALL predators.  So, they are naturally set up…

Actually, many schools do get a lot of federal funding. For things like feeding the kids. Which is going on whether the schools are open or not. Also, many poorer school system are highly dependent on Federal funding. 

Funnily enough, between voting for a former Vice President and having American democracy crushed beneath the foot of a sociopathic game show host enabled by the most corrupt and morally bankrupt political party in American history, I’ll take the former.

I’ll come out and say it: I’m not 100% convinced he’s the right guy for the job.

Some takeaways from Kanye’s latest interview

Just pull an “Archer” and reboot the series with the same actors with the same names/personalities in an entirely different milieu.

“Manuel loves yogurt!” ~ Manuel (Terry Crews), Fawlty Nine-Nine

Repeat:

Ohhhhh......so Hanks is the captain of a destroyer not a submarine.  I kept looking at that broken window and thought, well that can’t be good.....