This requires a follow-up article on how to spatchcock a flamingo.

Fun fact: her uncle is legendary actor Clint Howard.

“The top 1% are eating 99% of the carotenoids. Under my plan, we will provide equal access to carotenoids throughout the flamboyance.”

Idris Elba had it too, right? So, every movie could be some buddy film built around those two...and I’d be OK with that.

“He goes on to say that he doesn’t consider himself a racist and the word “just slipped out.””

Its a good thing its on Quibi, so they don’t have to worry about anyone watching it.

I agree with all of that, really. I wasn’t making a statement or anything. He’s just who came to mind.

FilmCriticHulk had a wonderful essay where he diagnosed the biggest problem with Hollywood screenplays today, as the fact that they assume empathy on the part of the audience. The assumption is that the screenwriters don’t need to give the audience a reason to care about the protagonist, because hey, if they didn’t…

Pixar has made plenty of good movies since Up, but I still think Up is their magnum opus that they've yet to surpass.

IIRC it’s partly because the artificial flavor only mimics the main flavor compound of the fruit, while the actual fruit has a bunch more “supporting” players. 

“NyQuil comes in ‘red’ and ‘green.’ It is the only thing in the world that tastes like ‘red’ and ‘green.’”

It was actually a large cow. He likes his dairy fresh.

Agreed. It’s not about how Halsey herself identifies, people see her and make that judgement for her. She cannot claim persecution when that split second judgment has given her a great deal of privilege. In any case you don’t have to present blackness to be pro-black. Her TLC vs Britney Spears quote highlights just…

Marnie, take your 4lb tub and put it into these refillable squeeze bottles (meant for hikers):

This equation does not account for how this exciting newfound ability to dispense peanut butter via squeeze pouch would affect my frequency and volume of peanut butter consumption

I definitely don’t think Nandor “knows”. It’s just like you said. He found out Guillermo killed Carol, but he doesn’t know he’s a hunter (rather, has hunter bloodline). Though as we see from the scene where the broken stick gets too close to Nandor for comfort, Nandor IS rather suspicious of him. That may not be the…

Me too - and I was just thinking that another energy vampire was such an obvious move, so I was delighted by the actual troll.

For now on, I’m just going to visualize every troll as Colin Robinson.