I dont understand what people don’t understand about 2 simple points: the virus is highly transmissible and there is no vaccine. I read today that Chi-na (as the idiot in chief likes to say) has identified and tested a drug that has positive benefits at treating and stopping covid without a vaccine. That would be a…

“Seating was marked to only permit sitting within the six-foot guidelines, all doors were open to allow access without the touching of doors, and attendees were asked to enter in a social distancing manner and were dismissed in a formal manner as well to ensure that the social distancing measures were adhered by all,”

I do the cooking, my wife does the dishes. Having to do both is not fair at all. Sometimes (probably not often enough) I will dry while she is doing the dishes which makes it all go much faster. She helps out with some prep work and there are a few random things she does really well that I can’t for some reason - like…

I do about 80% of the group meal cooking in the house. Up until recently, I’ve also done about 90% of the dishes (pre-quarantine). It’s always a source of frustration, and one of the better things to come about during These Troubled Times is the future Mother-In-Law deciding she’d like to contribute by doing most of…

These would be much better when customers fall in the water and start floating into Assawoman Bay.

The one with Sideshow Bob. 

Comedy Bang Bang is also leaving Netflix on June 3.

Well, I mean, when you consider that most people’s “cup” of coffee is probably more than 8 ounces...

Let’s see, 25 cups, divided by 16 cups per gallon, that’s... a gallon and a half per day.

Okay, yeah, that’s pretty excessive

I love coffee.  That’s too much coffee.

Three out of four people in my household have thus far celebrated quarantine birthdays. My wife and I both had ours, and since we are adults, not having some big celebration was no big deal. What did stink was having our 4 year old’s birthday with just us. She’s been looking forward to her birthday for months, and was…

Looking back, I’m not sure I’d expect my 22-23 year old self to have a solid position on performing concerts in Israel.

My mother’s birthday is today and she’s quarantined in an assisted living facility. Yesterday was the first day family members could visit, but it’s like a prison visit: face to face through glass, on the phone, scheduled ahead of time. I’m going at noon and I’m bringing cupcakes.

You know, if you remove the e and put a “The” in front of every instance of Lorde in this article, it could be on The Onion. Watch...

Joe Rogan is the most successful at podcasting. The most successful single player on that show was Stephen Root by a pretty long mile.  

Literally was going to say this!  That show was a museum of talent.  Joe Rogan would have been near the bottom of my list of breakout stars from it... Lauren Graham certainly would be above him.  What a shitty world.

Canned pumpkin is good fiber if you’ve got pets that get bound up. Not sure if it works for humans, too, but you could hide it in something like a chili. Otherwise? Yikes. Maybe risotto, in place of butternut squash? Or soup?

Mr Firestorm wanted a gajillion bread rolls and let half of them go bad. Augh.

I’ve often wished for a second row of teeth.  I see no issue here.

Yeah, I’m not gonna reply to you grey troll.

One thing that’s starting to grate on me is the number of folks going on and on thanking us for still working and being open (as a bakery). Do not get me wrong, I understand that it’s coming from good intentions, and if it was just the regular polite thanks you’d say pre-COVID that’d be great!! What I don’t think that…