How am I supposed buy the jet God told me I deserve if I'm not shaking down the gullible every Sunday? 

We’ve all established that everyone in my office has a water bottle or a mug of tea during staff meetings. No one will know if my mug is actually full of beer over Zoom! 

Not the worst idea. Maybe include a few wet-naps with those, though. No finger-licking for now.

The reason Seinfeld is so often used as the go-to show for spec scripts is both because it was popular and because the characters have very, very distinctive voices. Even just reading the snippets in this article, I could tell who was who without seeing the names.

Hey now, get out of here with your facts, we’re discussing food science!

it’s really more of a pseudo.... Wait... wait a second. I think I have something here...

Fish oil supplements, too, have been shown to have no benefit in clinical trials, despite dozens of observational studies claiming the opposite. Yet dietary advice in many countries, including Australia, Britain and the US, is still that people should eat oily fish regularly.

My money’s on Old Man Jenkins, who owns the abandoned amusement park on the outskirts of town.

Yeah, this is the first time I can’t pick a winner because I find each one equally valid. There have been drafts in the past where I just didn’t care enough to choose one.

Yeah...I’ve got some bad news about April... :\

His base probably plays the lottery thinking honestly one day they'll win, however no need to take any of this seriously because it's exaggerated and won't happen to them. 

Yes, yes. Fish sauce and shrimp paste are my secret weapons in a lot of shit I make — not just se Asian fare, but Italian, Spanish, Mediterranean in general. It is The Good Shit.

The fact that these right-wing ghouls like Glenn Beck and Candace Owens want people to go back to work in order to appease the economy as if it’s a Lovecraftian Elder God says a lot about how insane American politics has become. I thought Tea Party and Trump’s campaign were bad, but this has gone far enough.

Having no health insurance is an underlying condition.

“Now I’m just a simple dabblin’ lawyer...”

This is currently my favorite video. And he’s right. Nobody needs to mess with bison. For what? If I see an animal bigger than I am coming near me, I’m going the other way.

Bison are walking, shaggy tanks. Like most large animals, they can be extremely territorial and can go from standing still to mowing someone down in the time it can take to turn one’s head.

Just back from the store and except for paper products and cleaning supplies, supply levels are getting back to normal. I had to buy the brand buttermilk instead of generic, had to get boneless pork chops instead of bone in, there were only 5 whole chickens to choose from (up from no chicken at all except frozen party…

No, because it would infringe upon the President’s ability to take great risk for the security of the nation.

What about The Tonis and The Tones?