I’m too lazy to choose my own adventures. I don’t feel like choosing hers.

In future news, Russia won every gold medal with totally legit results texted in by this guy:

Give me bleu cheese or give me death!

Even without the safeguards, from the article:

“Minaj? Oh yeah, invite her. Wouldn’t mind watching here perform, if you know what I mean.”

But I already got a new dress!

That's not accurate. He couldn't spell "journalist" and wouldn't use the correct form of they're/there/their.

Tom Hanks and his wife tested positive in Australia, where a test was developed in January and widespread testing has always been available. While the UK response has been shit Elba was tested early enough there wasn’t a shortage of tests at the time.

That’s a nasty comment!

The same could be asked of Tom Hanks or Idris Elba.  The answer is simple: there’s a separate set of rules for those with the wealth/power to secure special treatment.

I predict a doubling down, now with “I actually had the virus, m’kay?” bonafides. 

Yeah, he will use his current lack of symptoms as reasons to continue to vote against any assistance.. (ie: Its not that bad.. so people should able to work)

This came in response to a question about Paul playing “Weird” Al Yankovic in a Funny Or Die video, with Paul saying that he “thought quite a bit about Kurt Cobain and what happened,” and that it “could be interesting” to play Cobain in a biopic.

Fuck “libertarian” Rand Paul. If he were as sincere as he is cruel, he would surrender his government provided, socialist health care. The sad thing is, he’s probably going to survive because he and people like him get that socialist health care that they keep for themselves and deny the rest of us.

For me, the question is, does he double down on getting in the way of aid, or does he pull a Trump and suddenly act like he’s been super serious about the ‘rona the entire time and now his fellow ‘R’s must not only act, but pull out all of the stops to act.

His neighbor is going to have to wear gloves and a mask while beating his ass.

Not gonna lie, at the rest of sounding like a cold-hearted bastard... I laughed when I heard this.

I’m actually a fan of both as artists and this terrible back and forth between them has made it hard to find them both likable as people, but the Netflix documentary, trite as it was, made me reconsider the fact that Swift was basically a teenager in over her head back then, and the amount of vitriol and hatred thrown…

I’m no fan of Taylor Swift but I find it hard to see what exactly she’s done wrong here. She was the was one humiliated on national TV in the first place, she was the one who had the demeaning song written about her, and the one who had a doctored conversation released in order to smear her, and her reaction to most…

Pfff. At least this Freud can dance.