What’s amazing is that the GOP base thinks these jackals care about them. They’re quite happy to let them die.

Where we are right now feels a lot too close to Marshall Law for my comfort already

The most serious part of this is that she lives with her father who is currently battling Leukemia. She has a very real, very immediate reason that she should be minimizing his exposure to ANYTHING. She goes off on it being a bad flu. Sure, but your dad shouldn’t be exposed to bad flu right now either. That’s why…

Yeah, but that was back in the 70's when everyone’s life expectancy was shorter.  A 14 year old in the 70's is like a college freshman today.  That’s how it works, right? 

This explains why I can’t find any alcohol prep pads for the infusion site changes I need to do for my medical devices. Thanks guys!
Seriously though, please stop hoarding supplies. It’s life or death for some of us.

Technically, these fools are Gen Z.

nothing more than a collection of tweets

That’s Matthew Perry - though even he looks OK now - he’s had a lot of health problems.

Hello fellow young people. I am hip with the language of young people. What with your paralax skipping and invisible walls.

He hasn’t really been a ‘trenches’ doctor in a long, long while. Thank fucking god for that, because with the shit he pulled, I damn sure don’t want him treating people.

After the panic buying, I would love to see who has the high score.

Also hope they feel some guilt as well.

It’s so weird working in the medical field in a remote area with no confirmed infections right now, precisely because the coronavirus has had so little effect on anything except my access to food.

Oh cake, you always know just what to say in times of need.

You still don’t need a cake.  That message can be delivered just as easily with a nice handwritten note attached to the forehead with a stapler.

You can say what you want about people paying $50 for a cake that serves between two and four people, but here is an example of a business identifying and then fulfilling a need.

Play a March madness style tournament with the whole league in single elimination games until the championship which goes back to a best of seven series.

My camping doughnut recipe is a little different.

Fuck the non-elderly immunocompromised amirite?