She used to use the Smithsonian’s kitchen? Was she friends with the guards or something?

back on september 11th, 2001 i was coaching youth soccer and we decided to obviously cancel the league for the week and i had to call something like 30 sets of parents after school. so i basically gave myself a little ‘script’ that i ran through with each parent.... until i got to a guy who works nights and who i…

its a little odd as someone who has worked from home for years seeing how people are losing it because they have to stay home. i guess we hermit people were just biding our time before we could take our rightful place as rulers

How did Jared Leto burn his tongue? He drank his soup before it was cool, man.

Think of you, Mr. Dennis Perkins.

This guy could drink the Atlantic ocean and still be thirsty as fuck.

We really must protect RBG at all costs. Human shields and sacrifice if we must.

Sadly if enough people still showed up they’d just mark you as AWOL or something and dock your pay. Sitting in at the end of the production line at least doubles as a strike and guarantees any other workers who called in wouldn’t be productive either.

What if you are both poor AND ugly?

“I can make that real blood, you little punk!”

Agreed. A CEO who earns 400 times what the average employee at his company earns doesn’t work 400 times harder or 400 times as many hours. The only argument is that what he does is 400 times more valuable, but research has shown that CEO pay does not correlate to company performance: companies tend to do worse when…

Clippy will retain his role as Chief Financial Officer.

He just smiled and criticized my Vegemite sandwich.

Wait people that visited that stank ass place and shook hands with his fat ass may be infected and I am supposed to care? File that under hell no. I mean unless his blood is radioactive why in the hell would it take two days to get his results back when it takes two hours for everyone else? For those that work at that…

I think people are being a little overly harsh on Gobert. I mean, Trump was literally out there telling everyone it’s no big deal, and while yeah most of us know he’s an idiot and an asshole, someone who doesn’t pay much attention to politics might have taken what he said at face value. That’s why people were urging…

The kid was on a cruise no? What does his net worth have to do with this? Unless you want to update this article with the 500k he donated. 

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I feel like the 80's were the last decade that really had an easy overall style to identify. The 90's a little bit, but mostly in the sense that it just looked like all the 80's stuff had somehow gone off like bad milk and turned boring. I say this as a child of the 90's.

“All jokes aside, everyone needs to be following the lead of Williams and others.”