I just don’t and never will understand ASMR. It’s like a collection of the creepiest, most nerve-wracking sounds (and actions) played at me and it’s supposed to relax me somehow? It’s like yoga, all it does is make me want to actually kill someone.

Correct. When you consider all of the subcontractors who work at Disney (that Disney will NOT be paying, of which my wife is one), the hundreds of hotels and restaurants nearby who count on people going to Disney, this is going to be huge.

keeping them open seemed like a craven desire just to make money even in the face of a global pandemic

“Reading these comments makes me think that Florida is YOLO at the moment.”

is john mccain’s sofa not the republican nut on that show anymore?

“And don’t forget to throw a little extra in for the culinary team and dishwashers.”

I feel terrible for our local caterers. We’ve had to cancel all our meetings, large and small, and the lunch orders that go with them. We’ve received many e-mails from the caterers updating us on their policies regarding increased safety measures and switching from buffet-style meals to boxed lunches and they’re all…

Oh my god, Becky, look at her politics. They are so infantilizing. She looks like one of those Republican guys’ girlfriends. Who understands those Republican guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total pro-gun nut. I mean, her politics, they’re just so infantilizing. I can’t believe they’re just so...…

You got me thinking about a WWE-hardcore-style NBA game: shots count from anywhere, no fouls called, refs only show up to call the winner of the game... I’d watch that.

I’ve never been clear on if Garfield can speak English, or it’s just Jon imagining what Garfield might be thinking.

I was in Europe this morning, Garfield spoke in Portuguese, it seemed effortless and unaccented but i don’t think it was mother tongue. Logic suggests therefore his language is neither English nor…

Imagine a situation too corrupt and heinous for even GOP senate. Wowzer, that must have been one bad law.

I’m torn on this. Because everyone who gets this disease then becomes a vector for spreading it to other people, who might well not be guilty of anything other than having to spend time with Trump fans.

I’m rooting for the virus at this convention. I know it makes me a terrible person, but I’m OK with it. Sometimes Karma just happens.

And you know, it’s not like the younger ones are in particularly good health. I’m sure there are lots of diabetics (who will be at higher risk), smokers and other people who can’t seem to take good care of themselves, age notwithstanding.

Jesus Christ dude, save the fan fiction for your Livejournal.

There’s really a very simple reason for this, and it requires no tin foil chapeau: Dolt 45's ego is more important that people’s lives. Even the lives of those who love him (literally) to death. The dude has such contempt for his own followers, he doesn’t give a shit about putting them in danger if it means he can…

So . . . lots of elderly Trump supporters are going to congregate in a big group in close proximity to multiple people who are known to have been exposed to the virus? Sounds legit.

So, if the rapist is young, “he’s got so much potential” is the argument for light sentencing, but if they’re old, then they should also get a light sentence because they’ll be X years old when they get out?  Who, exactly, does this lawyer think *should* get anything other than the minimum sentence?  

“I am totally confused,” he said. “I think men are confused about all of this…this feeling of thousands of men and women who are losing due process, I’m worried about this country.”

1). Because it was cool