Coachella postponed until October due to coronavirus concerns

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So no super powered Pope fight?

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? 2005?

Yeah, it’s a pretty tired take. Their conception of Midwest cooking seems to be stuck in the 1950s. I’ve spent my entire life, more or less, in the Midwest, and what they describe isn’t like anything I’ve ever seen. I have been to many a church festival, and never once have I been served anything suspended in aspic or…

Trump: “I liked Nirvana.”

without any of the big character development of GotG 2

“How will I ever survive the meaty jell-o salads and cream of mushroom soups of the Midwest? Will I ever taste the transcendent aspic at Bistro Pierre Lapin again? Or a hearty velouté de champignons? Alas—such finery can only be found in New York...”

Are we still doing CancerAids?

....and now gas-mask wearing clown Matt Gaetz has self-quarantined as well. My how the tables turn.

Fast-talking Rep. Doug Collins of GA, who spent part of Friday parading about the CDC with Presidont Trümp has self-quarantined after a picture surfaced of him and CPAC-Mary together.

Are we sure this isn’t a never nude/Blue Man Group convention?

In case you were wondering, the croutons were tasty.

It’s a very Terry Gilliam idea to think that the Corona incubus would be a kindly retirement-age worker foisting toothpick-mounted Vienna sausage samples on a virally susceptible public.

Thoughts and prayers!

“So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work, but they get better,”

CPAC will gladly give you a 5% discount coupon toward your next cremation.

Don’t forget that American manufacturing relies on Chinese suppliers for their parts. 

Careful! Wit like that and you’ll be head writer for the show!

Spot on.  Raiders has a ton of heart at its core, and Karen Allen is a force.  She’s Indy’s equal in many ways and she transcends the damsel in distress.  All of that, of course, is shat upon in Temple of Doom, where we get Kate Capshaw crying and screaming through set piece after set piece.