I got my head crushed live by the Head Crusher, and it’s all been downhill from there.

All those new heads to crush...

Whenever people are being tedious, I picture them speaking in Weird Neighbor Kid's voice.

This is awesome, but also it's going to be sad to see how much they aged. Because it'll remind me how much I've aged. And are there Kids fans who don't think Brain Candy is a stone cold classic?

It’s easy to remember the capital of Montana. It is Helena as in “I’d rather go to Helena handbasket than step foot in Montana.”

Well the other day I found out what I thought were macaroons are actually macarons. I’m not really sure how you spell cologne. I still don’t know every state AND their capital. Like Montana, have no clue what’s its capital is. I still don’t know how to gut and clean a fish despite having gone fishing many times. I…

You just wait until he turns his sights on Tom Steyer. It’ll be brutal.

It is common knowledge that Eric is the dumbest of Trump’s sons. So that headline should be changed.

“Slightly More Time To Die Than Previous Estimates"

MASSIVE typo in the first sentence of this article that essentially negates everything that follows.

What I most enjoy about stories involving Woody Allen is how much they bring out the best in all AV Club commenters.

“We’re gonna sell it as a two-pack, literary battle of the CENTURY baby!”

It seems disingenuous to get mad that nobody is fact checking a memoir. You cant 'fact check' someone's own life story for anything other than things in the public record

I can’t make heads or tails of the Woody Allen thing. Mia Farrow is clearly insane. Woody Allen has done some bafflingly insane things. Dylan and Ronan keep repeating the same insane lines. Soon Yi and Moses claim all sorts of insanity in that household.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with dementia is a good guy with dementia.

Hey don’t forget Elizabeth Warren. At a sprightly 71 she can work on policy well past 3:30 in the afternoon. Just so long as foreign heads of state conclude their visits before Jeopardy and the Wheel.

Murder on the Orient Express.

The other stuff you typed is wrong, too.

Wait, this isn’t an Onion article?

Meanwhile my old dog will just lay there until I tell her it’s time to go outside if it’s at 6:30 when I normally wake up or if I happen to sleep in until 8 on the weekend