We do eat takeout, but it has changed what food we eat and cut out a bunch of places that I miss going to (and am just hoping survive): pho (which has been a winter staple); pub burgers & fries; Ethiopian injera platters; and most fish dishes have all sadly gone by the wayside until better days.

Leslie Jones would have made him twice as irate.

Ah yes, infants. Famously part of the low risk group to sickness and disease.

I may just be going crazy, but what do you do with the third lemon? I only see slicing 2 of the lemons and can’t find the remaining one mentioned.

That will definitely reduce the plant-based options if labs or shepherds are setting the menu.

I used to feel like a king was too big, but as the years go on I’d love a king size bed if we had the space.

Just write “Addressee Unknown- Return to Sender” and stick in the outgoing mail. (Maybe not right before Christmas though ;)

Thanks! That’s quite a lot of jello, but it’d be quite a thing to bring to a (2021) party.

Depending on how old-school the stapler was, that could really do some damage!  I gotta imagine that would be extra maddening being fired by someone in HR rather than one’s supervisor who (presumably) made the decision.

Tacoma is part of the Seattle metro, for all intents and purposes, and should be excluded as its own “small city.”

My neighbors had a blow-up grim reaper riding a sparkly unicorn out for Halloween that made me do a double-take and laugh. I kind of wish they’d pull it out again with a Santa hat and maybe stick a red nose on or something.

I’m sure a majority of watchers think The Crown is pretty much ‘the truth’, but movies and TV supposedly about real events are constantly full of some bullshit history. Braveheart, Argo, Imitation Game to name a few.

Do meth users turn out to vote in high numbers?

Marnie. Almost went with Allison, but I always find food flavored lip gloss confusing and a little off-putting.

Jeez, read the room Gordon!

Alcoholism would be a good reason. Anything else seems unprofessional for a food writer, I’d think.

My brother and I watched the Naked Gun movies a lot as kids. We knew this bit was a joke and that it was likely dirty. But for the life of us, we couldn’t figure out why!! (pre-internet)

Wow, I had missed this!  And are those fake palm trees or real ones that have been frosted or something? NJ doesn’t seem like prime palm tree territory, but I’ve never been there in winter.

When I was a kid then one of my friends had a pink toilet and I that was the fanciest thing in the world!