I usually try to recycle the weekly mail coupons quickly otherwise Mr Amorpha will sift through them and suggest we buy all sorts of products we don’t use because “it’s $0.75 off on two!”

Tights are basically thick nylons and are usually much tighter than leggings. They are also designed to squeeze you in a bit and streamline your legs/hips/belly silhouette. Leggings also don’t have feet, which is nice as tights and nylons can be kind of hot and having your feet encased doesn’t help.

I’m solidly indifferent on most of these, but I love me some ambrosia- preferably made by a lady over 65.  Bonus points if it’s that unnatural pistachio green color.

I’m still waiting for the live action film version of the Monchhichis!

I’ve only known 2 Boston bull terriers, who belonged to a friend’s parents years ago. We called them Farts and Snorts.

Here ya’ go (although these ones are decidedly not sandwiches):

Pre-Columbus, so you’d have to order a white sauce.

Well he does look like a dangerous man.

We’d like to expand our Thanksgiving from 4 people to 7 people, but likely won’t because it involves 4 households and we can’t get tested b/c insurance won’t cover the tests (no symptoms) and some of us can’t easily pay the $150 for a test that might not be accurate anyway.

I thought maybe it was just my imagination, but it does seem like romaine’s been recalled a few times somewhat recently. But I’m also not a big lettuce fan, so I’m never too heartbroken.

TV used to do this all the time- if you want to see actors before they’re big, check out 80s shows. I’ve been watching “Murder, She Wrote” while doing dishes lately and have seen Bryan Cranston as a tennis pro and Courtney Cox as another one of Jessica’s nieces.

Ugh, I forgot about that corrupt lady. I will be so thrilled when I can go back to not knowing the names of most cabinet members- let alone their spouses.

I’m confused whether these assholes are just so dumb that they booked the wrong Four Seasons or whether someone just thought it was the best place to get more landscaping manure to resupply their bullshit.

He was trying to hide his evil plans all this time??

Especially pertinent since my neighbor’s car has a “Make Liberals Cry Again” Trump bumper sticker.  Assholes.

There were dems I liked better than Biden, but I’m not sure how many of them would have had a stronger chance of beating Trump.

Totally on the executive orders! Trump didn’t get hardly anything done through legislation, but that fucker signed tons of malicious orders. Just a couple weeks ago, he signed one that would convert tons of federal civil servant positions to ones loyal to the president first rather than to the county and their ethics: 

Yeah, my small town (not in TX) has had Trumpers waving flags and honking horns along the highway the last 3 weeks. I look forward to relishing their sadness.

I wish my dog had a penchant for eating bugs. I have to wait for the weather to turn here and kill all the box elder beetles crawling on the house since the dog just looks at them indifferently.

Do you have a gnocchi recipe you like? I tired making gnocchi once, but I ended up with wallpaper paste.