Oh, she is definitely a worse writer than Dan Brown. Typical complete sentence: “Holy shit.”

Didn’t Growing Pains already have an actual Cousin Oliver in an overly cute little sister?

Skimming, I read that as “thimble-ful of poop” which also seems about right for airlines these days.

I’m trying not to flip out.

My dog eats everything with such enthusiasm and speed, we’re kind of disinclined to take too much trouble with special food. He considers his 8pm fish oil pill a treat though.

Not that I had $250 as a 10 year-old, but I would have paid something to get out of watching Ghandi as our end-of-year “reward” movie in 5th grade.

It makes her comments even more tone deaf and clueless!

Also excellent day to go to Home Depot or Lowes.

So no Moonraker??  That’s it- I’m out.

Sweet Caroline is also excellent, even if cliche, as the audience wants to sing along, thus masking any drunken out-of-tune singing.

It’s like a 9-year old girl’s closet threw up on them.  They, rightfully, look quite sad and shameful.

They visited the paleolithic state fairs.

Mr Amorpha and I regularly share a bowl of pho and a la lot platter. It’s a perfect arrangement so we both get both. It’s not like we’re lady-and-the-tramping those noodles.

Nasty Granny must certainly already be one of his films.

That’s why you bring coolers, an empty trunk, & maximize your trip. When I lived in ND we’d go to Minneapolis every few months anyhow and I’d have a list for the Asian grocery, a list for the food co-op, a list for the Cub Foods, and a list for Ikea.

I’m sure they fell off the back of the truck.

He was truly the best Talk Soup host.

Well, those bivalves are rather entitled by just waiting for the food to filter through them. I’m sure they had it coming.

I’m pretty sure they got the recipe from Snoopy.