If they’re federal, though, they usually can’t order food anyway.

I saw the one in the 90s, which I think involved a board game. If it’s a running joke about video games, fine. It mainly just offended my “know before you go” sensibilities since part of my job is trying to convince people they shouldn’t go hike up a mountain in flip-flops but without water, a map, or a hat.

I saw the one with 10-year old Kirsten Dunst. Does that count?

Adam Ruins Everything also featured Amazon last year, but more on the consumer privacy evils angle instead of the evil to employees, I think.

I don’t even own an Amazon.

2) That image is super jarring for how there’s no reason for her to be wearing that, other than “we gotta have a hot chick wearing hot chick clothes.” Not only is she completely mismatched to the other 3, but it is a spectacularly stupid outfit for the desert.

I first read it as “the official beer of escorts” if that seems better.

Needless to say, food companies have a different motivation for labeling things “plant based” than vegans & vegetarians. But what I like about “plant-based” labeling is that it sounds more friendly to non-vegans/vegetarians who aren’t ready to cut out animal products but are willing to try a meatless-Monday option or…

Neither are water, salt, baking soda, or yeast.

Should’ve bought Beyonce that extra wagon axle! 

She’s a 30-year old marketing person at Goop! I don’t think she was forced into it because the town’s car factory shut down.

Plus, more proven results than taking vitamins!

I spent a few days in Forks for work a couple years ago and was quite surprised at how many places still had Twilight-themed marketing years after the movies. While there are some great hikes in the area, I can’t figure out what teenage girls are doing in Forks after their 15-minute tour of town is done.

I like most pizza, but Flying Pie Pizzeria is good. The Miss Piggy has toppings so big like all the pigs were on steroids.

He's talking about Roombas, right?

I’m required to show a lunch after 6 hours and I assumed it was just the law everywhere. Uh, nope! Turns out less than half of states require employers to provide a lunch break. The whole map/list of state laws is here:

Well those are a dime a dozen!

That being said, I’m worried they’ll disable or delete the iTunes acquired music & TV shows I have on my PC. Most of it I got years ago and wouldn’t go to the trouble of rebuying, but I don’t trust Apple to just turn it off and only offer a mobile app solution.

Well that many years of restraint in not eating the other 5 will build some resentment.

I watched half of it on a flight a couple weeks ago before we landed, so I was actually kind of looking forward to seeing the ending.  I’m assuming the internet wins?