Yakima??? Other than it having a big ol’ freeway sign billing it as “The Palm Springs of Washington” (in that they are both hot and kind of awful?), I’m curious how they zeroed in on these three test markets.

I also find the digital menu screens kind of confusing. I don’t go to fast food often, so I’m reading through my options and then all the screens change! I know this makes me sound 95 years old.

What about Cumberbatch’s performance as Smaug?  Now that’s dragon commitment!

We watched the Bob’s Burgers episode “Long Time Listener, First Time Bob” the other night and I found myself audibly agreeing with Bob every time he criticized sweet potato fries: I like the way he thinks!

As someone living in another state not often visited by presidential candidates, I’m confused how critics think this change would make Maine less important.

I would trade in all six Friends if they would bring back 30 Rock.

At my reception the caterer boxed up the unused food so we could take it home afterwards.  It was very handy for family hanging around for a few days.

If it’s any consolation, I did see it and don’t remember Neo dying.

I believe the spelling is correct. He's going to be Hamilton's second in a duel against a goat, right?

I read that as a metal song scream.

Plus, Radiohead has even less than 13 to 15% women! What kind of salad is that?

You could extend the same sentiment to adapting his books to film. The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy is, by and large, a good adaptation of Tolkien’s books, even though there are hordes of omissions, additions, and shifting around of text, etc. Some of the least satisfying films from books and biopics are the ones…

I’m assuming that $2,010 sandwich was fucking fantastic though!

I always wanted to like Potato Ole’s, but they’re so frickin’ salty!

After we moved to the Pacific Northwest we got Caper a better raincoat.  He’s never really taken a shining to it, though.

“Becky chews through the head of her record label (Eric Stoltz)...”

Reminds me of a perennial Onion favorite: South Postpones Rising Again for Yet Another Year.

Wouldn’t one be fairly safe at a Vietnamese restaurant?

That tortilla is woke!

If the person was bringing bottles of wine for friends to share during dinner (and not a house-warming or party gift), then I don’t think it was rude to take an unopened bottle back, especially after being asked. Presumably they’re all friends, you can take each other as sincere, and no one’s going to be offended at…