I’m not sure which “him” you mean, but I think either one would be correct.

While I agree that there was room for improvement (Jane, comes off a bit like a 15 year-old-in-love nitwit), the movie is called Thor. How many characters weren’t defined largely by their relationship to Thor?

Well sure, you can empathize that she’s been shut down and acted irrationally, but I try to imagine shouting the f-bomb at my coworkers in an all-staff meeting, and I can’t imagine it ending as favorably for me as it did for her.

Plus you can order them in a $5 lunch! (Okay, the blizzard upgrade will add a dollar, but it’s worth it.)

I went to an NBA game last night and wore that exact same outfit! Unfortunately nobody could see it as I was in the last row of the 300 deck.

Hey, I’m always delighted about lit’l smokies brought in a crock pot!  No dough wrapper needed.

But what if I need to see the latest news about the deliciously easy chili pie my second cousin, once-removed just made in case the grandkids stop by? Then is it okay?

It looks like the EEOC decided it was a protected class in 2015, but court rulings are going in both directions? Bummer. 

Sexual orientation is a federally-protected class, as part of sex-based discrimination.  From the US EEO website:

If you’ve got a better one, I’m all ears.

She told the media “We’ve had enough Bushes in the White House” when asked about a potential Jeb run before 2016, so I think her family empathy may have also had a limit.

Does that come with a copy of Cannonball Run II on VHS?

This guy has procreated?

Now I’m imagining Frozen via Zack Snyder!

A 20-day water fast seems a lot like an eating disorder.

They don’t make them on site anymore? I guess I assumed all donut shops made them fresh in their respective back kitchens.  Otherwise, why not just get grocery store donuts?

When I started at my first federal government job years ago, I was told it was okay to accept a cup of coffee, but avoid lunches as it could run counter to ethics rules. (I had exactly zero amounts of power.) Donuts were a gray area.

I only eat a couple fun size Butterfingers a year when coworkers bring in Halloween candy, so I always enjoy them even if some of that may be nostalgia-inflated.  Now Snickers, on the other hand, always seem dry and disappointing.

Just don’t sleep it off on the ground floor rooms.

Eh, all those colors mix to brown.  Now it’d really be impressive if your digestive system maintained the rainbow on the way out.