Can you imagine the weird little squeaky sounds Jeff Sessions makes during sex?

So sad when old irredeemable racists fight.

Yes you are probably correct in pointing out that the Puerto Rican government did a poor job handling the aftermath of the hurricane. At the same time I think it is equally if not more important to also include the caveat that a major factor for the government’s failing is that they are extremely handcuffed by the…

He's really, like, insufferable.

This guy seems like he’s exhausting to hang with

I liked him more when I heard less about him...

I have one pair of under-the-bump pants that keep sagging and I was like, why do they make them like this now? I didn’t know about sensitive bellies! Now I get it.

I told her that the teacher had no clue what she was talking about.

That’s actually a terrible technique. Improvised tourniquets are generally ineffective because most people, especially a middle schooler, will not be able to tighten it enough to stop arterial blood flow. You’d be much better off buying her a $25 tourniquet on amazon to keep in her backpack and teaching her how to use…

Columbine shocked the nation. It rocked us with a horror not unlike what we experienced a couple years later with 9/11. However, unlike the latter terrorist attack, absolutely nothing was done in the aftermath of Columbine to prevent future similar nightmares. In the two decades since then, school shootings have…

If only the government wasn’t trying to stop any sort of epidemiological research on gun violence from happening. 

Doctors have been lobbying to have gunshot wounds be treated as an epidemic as opposed to unrelated incidents since the 1990s. Any ER doctor can tell you that tracing gun violence can be done the way any other contagious disease is traced.

That is such an Eddie Izzard face! 

I work in higher ed and have done active shooter training which included a segment on treating different types of gunshot wounds. We also had gun shot wound kits located all over campus. It was unnerving. And also sad and infuriating. Let’s make the rest of the country, especially children and people who work in…

Ivanka is used to living in a world where image is everything and she doesn’t have to work especially hard, just show up looking on brand.  I wouldn’t even call her or her father business people.  Business people WORK for them.

Annnnd her old chin, her old teeth, her old breasts, etc. I will never understand vain people with money buying such awful teeth. Her veneers are ridiculous. That whole family swears they have a ton of money, but they can only ever seem to acquire the dollar store version of what they crave. They are living Pinterest…

So why the fuck is this guy talking to TMZ and not in jail now? He literally admitted to giving her the drugs that caused her overdose, and “I’m not trying to hurt my friend” is a shitty excuse for giving someone opiods with a history of abusing them and makes you a shitty “friend”.

The big issue is that if there was cause for concern for the authorities to confiscate and hold the phone for 120 days before returning it, then the person shouldn’t have been allowed entry. The fact that she was allowed entry shows that the search was baseless. This is yet another in a long line of examples where…

These are all “victim” suggestions.. she’s going for “why are you doing this at all”.. which I applaud. Their questions where meaningless and pure harassment and completely without provocation other than racial/religious harassment.

I can understand (while disagreeing with) the policy itself for “national sercurity”. The biggest problem is who is conducting what would be unlawful searches in literally any other instance: civilians. Boarder guards aren’t intelligence officers, military officers, or even basic police officers. This is regular Joe…