I worked at Gillette for a couple seasons and once got to work on Elton John’s rider. I was prepared to have to track down a tiger, water bottled in Polynesia and to paint the entire stadium white. He wanted a pillow and some Fiji water. I was so disappointed.

Bravo my friend.

Tyga owes his ex-girlfriend Kylie Jenner $2 million

As gross as his comments/amendment suggestions were, I’m more disgusted by the fact that he tacked this on to a bill aimed at human trafficking. There are moments for levity and this was not one of them. Comedy is about timing.

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

Wow, a Jeeves and Wooster gif! Color me impressed!

Yeah, sorry. No. French fries are sacrosanct. The Potato Gods are displeased.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Jesus fucking christ... Don’t drink and kinja, kids!

what brand?

As a representative of the captial for mega-clubs and bottle service, allow me to give my standard explainer on bottle service:

‘“Save the Earth” really means “Save the Humans” or “Save the Life on Earth”. Earth the planet will outlast all extinctions.’

At least she was to old for Jared from Subway.

I like how she said “8 weeks isn’t enough”

“Courtney’s parents were being courted by tons of men, closer to her age, wealthier than me, more, famous. From sports figures to politicians to sheiks in the Middle East.”

That poor cat.

42 plants could include clones, some of which would be thrown out or die. For someone with chronic back pain ~20 plants would be entirely reasonable to grow a personal supply. 7 plants near harvest, 7 mid growth, 6 seedlings/clones.

Considering that he thinks he has a moral imperative to tell me what to do with my reproductive organs? What he does with his is on the table for discussion.

You rubes are missing the larger point here: There’s actually a fucking stick out there that allows you to control the weather!