So many reasons to hate Trump, none of which are his wife.

I’ve made fun of him. Is it too late now to say “Sorry”?

idk, the hoity toity healthy personal chefs always bomb on Top Chef.

This brings to mind an excellent reddit thread from May about a woman who had an abortion at 27 weeks because of horrible birth defects. The comments were actually amazing and changed the minds of more than a few people, who now understand why choice is so important: https://www.reddit.com/r/twoxchromoso…

It’s like she was taunting the universe.

Yes I've read all the books but am not sure if this is snarky or not, lol. But if it's genuine I'm still gonna decline bc 1. That would take too long and 2. Spoilers

Happens so often it’s the topic of the poem To An Athlete Dying Young;

Oh honey. This lady may tell me how to make candied yams. You may not.

This makes me want to rush out and get a tattoo of a pentagram on top of a rainbow flag.

Can we give Bette Midler her own pundit show that’s just a half hour of GOP burns and show tunes?

I adore Samantha Bee. On the Daily Show she was always reliably funny, no matter what, and when she was on, there was basically no one better. And she got funnier over time! Her performance art pieces about the Fox Five were perfect. Absolutely perfect.

If somebody actually hit on me post-gym I’d probably pull a knife on them. Combo of exhaustion, stinkiness and plummeting blood sugar does NOT put me in the mood.

Tom Hiddleston AND Hugh Laurie? Yes. Oh god yes. It looks good, and I always have room for yet another British show that's probably better than 95% of the stuff made here.

I think the actual percentage of genuinely innovative or good ideas is pretty low on shark tank for either gender. The casting directors are therefore looking for what will be entertaining to their audience. That they tend to choose women that have business ideas that are fulfilling traditional gender roles seems…

My comments are yoked.

His wellbeing is tied directly into their cocaine budget.

Nostalgia

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.