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I would hate to see what this Sri Lankan President would do if a real cocksman like Tom Jones ever performed there.

I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

Yup, life by the sword, die by the sword,

You don’t get to file a lawsuit against people and then try to limit the information that the other side is allowed. He opened himself up to this by countersuing. Let the discovery begin.

I asked my mom what a tampon was when I was 8-9 years old. My mother, being a nurse, gave me the entire sex talk in the most clinical way possible. There are worst things than lies you could have heard.

I regularly crash to the ground in my old lady sneakers.

“She was wearing 6-inch custom Louboutins. She was literally wobbling.

Class action lawsuit by the victims of the Colorado PP shooting and the families of the deceased, and employees of StemExpress, against the Center for Medical Progress. Do that.

Mr. Mucky-Muck didn’t get to his lofty position of power for nothing. He was wise enough to send his hookup down separately.

I also don’t have anything.

I ACTUALLY GASPED OUT LOUD