Probably coated in small pox

It’s like they decided to curb-stomp both Jesus and the Constitution at once.

2016 broke satire

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

And I guarantee his son or grandsons would never serve or see active duty.

FANTA HITLER!!!!! <3

Try as I might, there is no stopping the renewed flare of rage I feel at them with each new Orange-related revelation. It is very, very hard not to hate them for all they’ve chosen to put the rest of us through. Most of all, I want them to never, ever trust their own judgment the rest of their lives- they need to…

Yes, but the components are slightly different, as can be seen by its new chemical formula BaTH NaCl(z).

Oh gawd, I shouldn’t have laughed at this.

*standing ovation*

Kanye West clearly isn’t at his Kanye Best, and needs to return to the Kanye Nest for another round of Kanye Rest, before continuing on the Kanye Quest.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Hi everybody: I know many of you were probably confused by my reference to Trump winning CO’s popular vote — as well you should have been, because he did not. I immediately went back to correct it, but in the meantime I’m sure there were questions here in the comments. Hope everything is cleared up now, and sorry for…

Hey! I can dream can’t I?!

*studies math and science from age 3*

That antlered Doe is almost certainly a genetic anomaly. Probably an XXY aneuploidy. The news story does not say how close to a nuclear power plant this deer was bagged.

My mom did. Her review:

Jesus Christ, this is what happens when you become too rich for people to tell you that you’re a tedious asshole.

“I like flowers. They’re beautiful. I think, ‘Well, they’re going to be dead in three or four days, but my God, aren’t they beautiful now?’ ” He leans back and exhales. “Everything’s so transient,” he says. “Everything dies.”

“fast girls”