I’m a bit appalled that this doesn’t have more stars.

I’ve generally found Apples to Apples much funnier than CAH on the basis of having to do the work to be ribald on your own.

Literally from their announcement:

The advice in this article has absolutely nothing to do with who raises men, and everything to do with the fact that it comes from someone WHOSE JOB IS TO STOP FIGHTS. Since the easiest way to stop a fight is to not have it start, this is naturally how they would situate their advice.

Alternately, the solution is on the 9th page of a 40-page thread.

You get a star for mentioning Master of Magic, as it is the best.

Nah, the writer’s not five, because a five-year old would know that psittacosaurus was always a chump and understand that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park aren’t actually velociraptors but deinonychus, but even still velociraptors are pretty cool because we’ve got a skeleton of one locked in a death struggle with a…

It’s a non-story because it was always a parrot. The name is literally ‘parrot lizard’.

Really. Like, what self-respecting kid that loved dinosaurs didn’t know that ‘psittacosaurus’ literally means ‘parrot lizard’ because the people that named it were all “Look at this doofy parrot beak!”

You misread this old post of mine. I wasn’t saying that these things were okay (I find them very much repugnant) but rather that society condones most of these behaviours by not really providing consequences against most of them, and some cases even encourages them. Not all parts of society, of course, but enough that…

I Do Not Want This.

I assume the goal is Canada because with our nationalised health care, you can just go into any drug store and get a free zombie-virus vaccine (“It’s zombie season - get your shot, not a head shot!” all the ads on public transit say).

That fucking bridge has probably killed literally every player that has tried to cross it at least once.

This was also my hope.

I’d be impressed if they held out for some actual gun control, instead of a virtually toothless law that they’ll likely accept since it is hard enough to even get that.

Hah, I saw that bit and thought “Oh god I hope that’s actually Old Grizzled Junpei!”

Adamski Kosher & Deli? I wonder if you can get seal there...

I’m not though, really. Just a guy that wasn’t willing to put up with some bullshit that I witnessed. These women are a much better example of what to do, namely:

Speaking as a person who has caught someone drugging a drink, I have a lot of respect for their patience and calm. I immediately confronted the guy I caught, resulting in me getting punched in the face and a lack of evidence for cops. They took the right steps.

Yeah, except no. Artists of that time were really intrigued by the possibilities of photography and its effect on viewing (which had already been around for about 40 years by this point). It was a big influence on the Impressionists, of which Manet was not one, but he was associated and would have been familiar with…