I’m a bit appalled that this doesn’t have more stars.

I’ve generally found Apples to Apples much funnier than CAH on the basis of having to do the work to be ribald on your own.

Literally from their announcement:

The advice in this article has absolutely nothing to do with who raises men, and everything to do with the fact that it comes from someone WHOSE JOB IS TO STOP FIGHTS. Since the easiest way to stop a fight is to not have it start, this is naturally how they would situate their advice.

Alternately, the solution is on the 9th page of a 40-page thread.

Came here looking for this; glad to see it posted.

You get a star for mentioning Master of Magic, as it is the best.

Sexy Rey is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing at it.

Nah, the writer’s not five, because a five-year old would know that psittacosaurus was always a chump and understand that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park aren’t actually velociraptors but deinonychus, but even still velociraptors are pretty cool because we’ve got a skeleton of one locked in a death struggle with a…

It’s a non-story because it was always a parrot. The name is literally ‘parrot lizard’.

Really. Like, what self-respecting kid that loved dinosaurs didn’t know that ‘psittacosaurus’ literally means ‘parrot lizard’ because the people that named it were all “Look at this doofy parrot beak!”

You misread this old post of mine. I wasn’t saying that these things were okay (I find them very much repugnant) but rather that society condones most of these behaviours by not really providing consequences against most of them, and some cases even encourages them. Not all parts of society, of course, but enough that…

I am going to make a different argument: Saga starts like a story that was dreamed up by a child, but written as a serious story for adults. There’s a few things particularly in the early parts that give that impression, TV-headed robots being just one, but the story itself is excellent and surpasses the fantastical…

I’m glad to hear this, because I thought Three-Body was half-good, half-eh, yet I purchased Dark Forest anyway but haven’t started it yet. Hopefully I will enjoy Dark Forest more like you did!

I Do Not Want This.

I assume the goal is Canada because with our nationalised health care, you can just go into any drug store and get a free zombie-virus vaccine (“It’s zombie season - get your shot, not a head shot!” all the ads on public transit say).

That fucking bridge has probably killed literally every player that has tried to cross it at least once.

This was also my hope.

I’d be impressed if they held out for some actual gun control, instead of a virtually toothless law that they’ll likely accept since it is hard enough to even get that.

I don’t get the folding-in-half idea, nor the eat-from-the-tip strategy. I eat around the circumference, and work my way into the middle, with the final bite being a combination of crust, sauce, cheese, and topping all in one. I want to end my slice with the full taste of pizza, not just crust or such.