Let’s not give ESPN any ideas.

What kind of fucking moron would ask Floyd Mayweather of all people about his thoughts on-

I saw this on my FB timeline when the Al Franken crap came out. Almost all women over 40 were like “it’s not that big a deal, jeez” and everyone younger was appalled. And once again, as a 45-y.o. I felt out of step with my generation. I think it’s like the reaction the same demographic gives to fat women wearing…

Even last year an old dude at a party touched my breast (twice, so you know it wasn’t an accident) and when I talked about it, I was essentially told to ignore it, he’s just an old man and why start drama over a non-event.

Also jarring: that Carter will be playing the daughter of a character she’s quite known for. She’ll have scenes with a woman playing the woman she played in The King’s Speech.

I have fully embraced bitchiness. It’s my baseline naturally, but recently I realized that I’ve been overcorrecting for some time. I kept getting engaged with and, like, caught up in fucking weird ass conversations with weird ass people... which honestly I’m not used to because I can apparently be intimidating? Thus…

Gaslighting. They want to keep things grey and messy, so that way the next time a woman is sexually harassed she’ll go nuts trying to decide if it was sexual harassment or ‘harmless’ flirting.

It’s gotten so that anytime I see an actress that falls into the category of “What ever happened to her?” I wonder if Harvey happened.

3. Don’t go home: do something you actually want to do. Why are you forcing yourself to go through this miserable experience over and over? Reduce your visit frequency by 75% and you’ll appreciate the chore of sitting through their routine much more.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Duly noted, but sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit is the sweetest.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

What about the ‘cunts’? Because I feel the dad would be right at home.

Chief Deputy Marshal Gerard would like to have a word with you about your use of the word “hinkiness”

This bitch needs to shut the fuck up.

He’s black...so, yeah, something’s going to happen to him.

Taco meat relativism is how we ended up with Chipotle dysentery.

@ArielWray

I meant to ask why the shudder for Phil Donahue? He was incredibly progressive for his time and brought on all kinds of people and treated them with empathy and compassion, not like circus freaks. He did outstanding work humanzing and demystifying AIDS, and was (is, I’m sure, he’s still alive) an ardent champion of…

So, I’m assuming it turned out he *was* the father?