Will Jason Momoa emerge from the sea?

Fuck the NFL.  Sideways.

A bourbon Old Fashioned with maple syrup instead of sugar, luxardo cherries, and a squeeze of orange over ice.

Fewer beans on an airplane is probably a good thing though.

Yeah, but there are predatory creeps in every field. My sibs were talked into a $5000 casket for my mom’s cremation. The director pressured them into spending more because she “deserves the best.”

I told my children to cremate me in a cardboard box and flush my ashes down the toilet at Fenway Park when my time comes.  Such a fucking racket.

Who is the poor schmuck that had to actually create that monstrosity.

I cam here for dog pictures.  WHERE ARE ALL THE DOG PICTURES??

Oh look, they’re giving the prisoners pumpkins!  That is so cute!

Ooor, violent dickbags will give any excuse for their shitty, destructive antics.

I am a pretty confident underachiever, so I’ve got that going for me.

What are these bags trash? I’ve had my string bag since 1994, I put my fruit in it every week.

As my mom would say: Don’t write checks your ass can’t pay.

People are garbage.  

Delish, I support this purchase.

Nope. That’s why they keep doing it.

me too.

This article reminds me of when someone says “Taste this, it’s disgusting.”

Used to live in urban sub-saharan Africa and it amazed me seeing (ex-pat) women walking on city streets in short dresses and flip flops with only their undies for filter.

She was also an early feminist who championed birth control, abortions and divorce, especially for poor young women. It’s a bummer she supported him, but it doesn’t erase her very liberal past.