KD Lang, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, Tim McGraw, Patty Loveless, Roseanne Cash, Loretta Motherlovin’ Lynn, Dixie Chicks, to name a few.

Dang it, who done died and made you Gosh? How come you decide what all is country? Sounds like yer stompin’ all over my right to be ‘Merican, once you start on that.

UUUgh, fuck those kids and let your jelly jiggle.

He’s your hero? RapeMan?

Rachel Dolezal thought so.

What could possibly go wrong?

“Isn’t a 4.1 GPA an amazing thing? Or have GPAs changed since I was in HS?”

With a 5.0 GPA scale a 4.1 would be 87% - 89%.

One million percent.

sorta works

I hope she does pigeon pose and shoots herself in the box.

“in my understanding they’ve been through court—then I’m a big believer in the justice system and setting legal precedence”. Wow, nope. A responsible mom didn’t want to re-traumatize her child by making her relive her assault. And why is an Aussie expressing faith in the American legal system? Everything she said…

White guys protecting other white guys? No way.

She used a disabled man like a ouija board to justify sexually assaulting him. This all sounds a little like when “God” told Joseph Smith to fuck 14 year olds.

not Tiffany, but still...

I actually don’t think he’s been in Arizona, I think he’s actually hiding in his lawyer’s asshole, but that he sees and hears everything.

I wear my sunglasses whenever I socialize, as I am usually stoned. I refer to them as my blast shield.

I had this outfit in 1987. I wore it: to the mall, while smoking, wearing knock off Giorgio body spray, and over my school uniform.

At 11, I was “mistaken” for 16. Total fucking bullshit.