Art is not about pretty, art is about power.

I’ve already got it. (vinyl brag)

I take a pair of scissors and cut the bag to make it a shorter slide into my food hole and not let a single one go astray.

She was diagnosed with schizophrenia. They had no idea that she was having symptoms until after she was arrested, this crime being the emergent event. Her dad has it too, is on meds and they control his symptoms.

Actually, it is more expensive.

Being mentally ill in this country is a crime. You are more likely to end up in jail than receive any treatment.

Goddamn it, one more dick-smack to hate. 

It was an actual magazine back then. It used to run amazingly well-researched articles, and then came Tom Ford.

Troll.

I love Phil Donahue, he taught so many Americans that their normal isn’t the only one out there. He and Marlo made Free to Be You and Me, the best children album ever. He got fired for giving anti-war voices air time. And he’s from Boston. Motherofgod, I hope he doesn’t have some shitty skeleton in his closet too.

C’mon, it was the 80's, she was 20! And a motherlovin princess! Ida worn the same thing.

Or maybe we really valued kids and families, adoption, abortion, and birth control would all be free.

5. Don’t forget the weed!

Don’t go into stores that sell dresses you can’t afford, ala Say Yes to The Debt. Buy one you feel beautiful in. To this day I feel like my wedding dress is the most beautiful one I’ve ever seen. It was not very expensive (hundreds not thousands) and I loaned it to a friend for hers too. (Just wanted to brag).

The Replacements: “You ain’t nothin but a penis in the sky.”

It says the weather was bad, which would have caused waves that brought water on board and let out the air bubble that helps the boat to float, as well as draining the boat. It wouldn’t have been the only thing that did him in, but if he didn’t have a vest or skirt on, his boat would have been swamped.

He also slapped Meryl Streep across the face to aid her acting process on the set of Kramer Vs Kramer. He’s a piece of shit.

You have pee afterwards everytime or you’ll get a UTI.

Being famous looks so vile and exhausting.